how would Karasuno react if, in order to win their s/o's heart, they must first face the muscular duck? and how would they react upon losing and watching their s/o walk arm-in-arm w the muscular duck?? thank u, mod xen!!!
[Sweet ducking jesus, this ancient meme, I never thought I’d see someone request something relating to that again. Thank you @birbli, you gorgeous little duckling. I’m going with the same characters I used in the first Karasuno post. If you want to hear about more, please feel free to request. Also, if anyone new is confused, please look up the tag schwarzenduck on my blog.]
Asahi: It would have been difficult enough for Asahi to bring himself to face the muscular duck, but for the sake of being with his crush, he would have taken that step. Unfortunately, the sheer intimidating aura of the duck would have been enough to overpower Asahi and he would stare at his partner, who was holding onto the defined muscular arm of the duck. A single tear would be running down Asahi’s face, as he would watch them walk into the sunset together.
Sawamura: Sawamura would be used to competing with others, and although he knew that a victory on his side was less likely, he still would have gone against the duck, his hopes to win his crush’s heart being his sole driving force. He would be speechless, the sweat stinging in his eyes and the realization that he had completely and utterly lost against Schwarzenduck slowly dawning on him.
Sugawara: Although Sugawara thought he could win against the duck on an intellectual level, he would have overseen the many academic titles Schwarzenduck had amassed in the past years of its life. Not even his charming demeanor could save him and the attempt at making his crush his partner and he would stare in disbelief, as his love latched onto the muscular arm of the duck.
Tanaka: With the last spurt of energy Tanaka would be left with after his quarrel with the muscular duck, he would raise his arm, calling out his crush’s name. His voice would be filled with despair as he tried to get up from the ground, his arms unable to to carry the weight of his beaten-up body. Tanaka would forever remember the image of his love walking away with the true victor, Schwarzenduck himself.
Nishinoya: An angry and pained scream would escape Nishinoya’s mouth and despite all of his attempts to confront the duck yet again, his legs refused to move. His eyes would burn in agony and he wouldn’t be able to accept the fact that he had lost what he had wanted the most in that moment, the love and acceptance of his crush. Needless to say, he would probably try it again, only to lose it all a second time.
Hinata: It would have been yet another fatal bathroom encounter that had completely ruined Hinata’s love life. Initially he had wanted to use the restroom to clear his head, prepare himself for the fight mentally. And there it was, the muscular duck and Hinata could feel a tiny drop of pee wetting his boxer briefs. Schwarzenduck’s victory would have been declared within mere seconds and there was nothing Hinata could do about it.
Kageyama: It would have been an unexpected loss for Kageyama, as he would have set his mind to winning against the feathery animal. Blinded by the victorious gleam the duck emitted upon winning against him. Kageyama would growl in frustration, setting his mind to facing his duck once he would have trained more vigorously.
Yamaguchi: Yamaguchi knew that he had only one shot at this. One shot to win his love’s heart. And he blew it. His body would be frozen, his muscles tense from the frustration and sadness welling up from the deepest corners of his subconscious. If only he had the strength this duck had, the determination to win anything and anyone he desired...
Tsukishima: Tsukishima wouldn’t even be able to scoff at the duck anymore, his anger clearly showing on his face. His glasses would be broken on one side, sliding slowly from his nose as he would watch the duck turn away with a victorious smirk on it’s luscious duck-lips. Although he wouldn’t admit it to himself for the longest time, he would secretly yearn for a rematch with the muscular animal.
