#bird allergy

[chadlesbianjasontodd]

that pens guy isn’t dead he’s just on the bl*ckh*wks --- which is, in fact, the same thing

[bjornlovesbirds]

Seed update! My rashes have all gone away, and I feel like me and Donald understand eachother way better. I have never had such a deep connection with any animal before (not even with my beloved chickens, haha 😁).

Consider these seeds, a success 👍.

[bjornlovesbirds]

First update of my seed journey! I already feel like the seeds are taking effect - my rashes have already gotten better, and that's after just a day of taking them (that's something you can't guarantee with the government's "medicine"😂.) Also, turns out Donald seems to be loving them as well! We each had a cup of them for breakfast earlier and they tasted great actually, might bake some bread with them at some point.🍞😁

[bjornlovesbirds]

Goods have been acquired! I met up with my seed contact (his name is Atticus! He wanted to say hi, haha😅) and he told me he'd recently gotten his hands on this new batch of bird seeds. He said he couldn't identify them, which is surprising for a seed expert like him - but that they were found in an alleyway dumpster and he thinks that they could help be of help for my purposes. I have a theory that these could act the same part the bee pollen supplements did for dear old Gustav (R.I.P🕊). So, feel free to follow and watch my journey of how I cure my budgie allergy without the "help" of the decieving ways of the system. 🙂😜

[bjornlovesbirds]

Remembered this experience I had as a kid, when our labrador Gustav (full name Gustav Vasa if he was being bad, haha😂.) was having these awful allergies to the spring pollen. My mom would give him bee pollen supplements to help his immune system fight them off... Since I can't seem to find any other remedies that don't involve unnatural or untrustworthy governmentally related services, I'm settling for the good old fashioned solutions. Meeting up with my contact tomorrow to sort this out.

[chadlesbianjasontodd]

god the pens really DO perfectly represent the nhl brand of bland though like

bruins: ok boys we’re doing peaky blinders cosplay and make it SHARP really do your best i know we came up w this when we were drunk but we’re gonna do it and it’s gonna look GOOD, turn-of-the-century mystery novel characters, make it sexy, GO

pens: good idea but we need to make this more ‘us’ ok players put on these half-assed uniforms and display yourselves in the most awkward and boring way possible to show team spirit

[gutsie-ee]

I think I'm allergic to birds