#bird attack

[bruneburg]

from the @riesenlied setting

two Artalan Aviatrists and their trained turkey vultures

[alwaysbewoke]

if a bird did this to me and i survived (by the way this woman survived and still has both eyes), i would go on a bird genocide. i would kill them all whenever and wherever i saw them. i would become their king leopold, their hitler.

[yakartofelina]

"Это момент когда я вас убива-

ПТИЦА, ПТИЦА, ПТИЦА!!!!"

"this is the moment when I kill you-

BIRD, BIRD, BIRD!!"

[1five1two]

A territorial Western Capercaillie (Tetrao urogallus) attacks skiing kids in Norway. Filmed by Vanny Schmecker.

[z34l0t]

[choking-on-ice]

My partner is a truck driver, and a bird flew through the open window and hit them in the side of the head and died on impact

They're laying on the couch with an ice pack bc they got a minor concussion via canary to the cranium

[your-local-idiots]

I'm being eaten alive. Help.

[wormchamp72]

BRAYDEN POLL

Which 2 choose...

Poison Brayden's lunch

Vandalize his backpack

Steal his homework (not that he's very good at it anyways.)

Bird attack

Voting ended onJan 10, 2025

Hmm...a poll. Interesting. Will have 2 make good use of these.