what about... top five sortings u would run away from? 🤔
Edit: Oops I accidentally posted this too early!! Now it’s finished!
Oooh interesting! Hang on, lemme just send this to @missbrunettebarbie and then we'll be golden.
5. Lion Birds - My own sorting, I know that we can be can often be terrifying and intense and as such it's usually best to stay away. Lion Birds are kinda like a ticking time bomb, they start out as affable and cool, but slowly you start to realize that they're one step away from going insane and doing something like burning their teachers, trying to enact vigilante justice...buying children and raising them as soldiers only called by numbers...literally freeing the devil from his cage. They're only number five because unlike a lot of these sortings I think I could take a Lion Bird in a fight. Fight fire with fire y'know?
4. Double Birds - Double Birds are mad scientists. They're gonna do weird experiments on me to try and figure out what makes me tick and, frankly, I'm not into that. It's like the old Mickey Mouse short where the mad doctor wants to sew Pluto's head onto a chicken's body and then have the dog chicken lay an egg to see what sound a dog chicken makes (never mind that that's not how that WORKS). Anyway, yes, I would absolutely run from a Double Bird although I still think I could take them in a fight.
3. Bird Snakes - Woo, They maybe sexy, but they are absolutely terrifying. They have a tendency to know everything going on and have this unwavering confidence that keeps you creeped out. They’re total fouth wall breakers and I think if I pissed one off I would run because they could use their creepy fourth wall powers to kill me. (Wait is that guy from the Mask a Bird Snake??) Of course when it comes to Bird Snakes I’m more drawn to them then creeped out so I would simply try not to piss them off.
2. Lion Snakes - We been knew. Lion Snakes are one of the scariest signs. Blah blah blah. If I pissed off a Lion Snake I would probably run, but I would always be looking over my shoulder. They’re so good at what they do they’re inescapable. And they also tend to some weirdly good karma that bites anyone who crosses them in the ass (I think it’s authorial bias). Again, like Bird Snakes I’m more drawn to be around Lion Snakes so I just try not to piss them off.
1.Badger Snakes - Badger Snakes are CREEPY!! I’m not drawn to Badger Snakes like I am Lion and Bird Snakes (sidenote, but for some reason Double Snakes aren’t scary despite that Snake sec). Badger Snakes, unless they’re like Lucifer or ACD Sherlock or Shaggy, always seem a little fake to me and I already have a hard time getting a read on people so Badger Snakes just mess that up even more. Yes I would absolutely run from a Badger Snake I’m not ashamed to admit that, they would kill me in a cold and impersonal way and I don’t like that. If you’re gonna kill me at least be passionate about it!!
Honorable mentions go to Badger Birds, since I think unless it was the women of Badger Birds I could absolutely take them in a fight. As well as Bird Badgers, because if a Bird Badger actually got pissed off at me I would not have time to run I would simply already be dead.