#double lions

[the-phoenix-heart]

You know the drill: I answered top 5 sortings I would fight now it's your turn xDD

LMaooo I guess I'm going in descending order this time. All jokes blah blah blah.

1. Double Lions - I know this could go very wrong, but I just wanna fucking fight them. When you ask who I wanna fight they are the sorting that I immediately think of. I wanna beat their asses and make them understand. Understand what? Idk, but they need to understand it.

2. Bird Lions - I could beat these whiny bitches, if not in fisticuffs then emotionally. It's what they deserve.

3. Lion Snakes - Apparently I hate Lion primaries despite my own sorting. I just wanna fight them whenever they get into that weird Lion Snake zone where they're going crazy and start manipulating everything so they can idk take over the world for it's own good or whatever. You may be scary but someone has to fight you.

4. Snake Birds - Ah! A game a wits! Our battle shall be remembered for ages and told in oral tradition till voices can no longer speak! Perhaps the prize of this bout would be your hand in marriage my wicked liege?

5. Lion Birds - My own sorting lmao. While it is true I love a great many of my Lion Bird brethren, I also hate and get pissed off at an equally great many. It's okay I'm allowed to fight my own sorting.

Honorable mentions go to Double Birds and Badger Snakes. Double Birds I wanna fight because they often go all Victor Frankenstein and need to be fought and Badger Snakes because Badger Snakes are just kinda bitchass at times and also need to be fought. But ultimately they were kept off the list because I think I just wanna watch what they do instead of immediately fighting them.

[the-phoenix-heart]

Top 5 sortings? I'm also curious about your own now.

(In reference to this ask meme)

Ah I try not to play favorites but!

Lion Birds - This is my sorting, so it’s cheating, but it’s true! I love Lion Bird characters and relate to them all the time! Rapunzel, Percy Weasley, Sarah Williams, Hermione Granger, Marinette Dupain-Cheng it’s a thing. 

BADGER BIRDS - oh my gosh this is probably just because I adore Nausicaa so much but Badger Birds done right are amazing and beautiful and powerful, and they usually end up being morally complex. I just adore them. This also might be because I briefly went on a crusade to find more Badger Birds, which I would love to do for Bird Snakes and Badger Snakes but currently I haven’t been able to work up the energy. 

Bird Lions - I just think they’re really neat.

Snake Lions - I don’t know WHY I love them so much but I do. They’re surprisingly compelling. And thanks to stupid Les Mis they are now the most common sorting. 

Bird Snakes - I think I more like the IDEA of Bird Snakes but the one Bird Snake I sorted correctly-Schmendrick-made me love them at their best (and just so you know, Schmendrick IS a Bird Snakes at their best). 

Honorable mention goes to Double Lions, because I love a surprising amount of Double Lions, but I also hate a lot of Double Lions. An honorable mention also goes to Lion Snakes, you guys are great I’m sure but Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow spoiled me so now all other Lion Snakes are just a disappointment. Snake Badgers also get a mention because y’all are great but I have a post lined up about y’all and also you guys can be very annoying. Another honorable mention goes to Snake Birds, y’all motherfuckers are compelling as FUCK, especially you JARETH.

[vivalynn]

double LIONS