Some between-series Artemis Fowl headcanons:
His three doctorates are:
-Astrophysics from Institut d’Astrophysics de Paris, while he and Minerva were together. Reports of stealing the ESA ‘Artemis’ satelite from graveyard orbit ‘pour rigoler’ are greatly exaggerated.
-Psychology from Trinity College Dublin, with some overlap with the time his mother was receiving her degree—he actually studied psychotherapy, counselling psychology and psychoanalytics as well, but Myles counts them all as one degree because he’s twelve like that
-Literary Practice from Trinity College (one of their most difficult programs to get into) but he got the degree by accident by attaching a 100,000 word novel to the wrong email
He loves lecturing, very, very much and has gradually started laughing at his own jokes when none of his students do.
His “rate my professor” page looks like this:
77% Would take again 5/5 Difficulty
Tough Grader Lecture Heavy Hilarious Lots of homework Get ready to read
Terrifying. he’s a guy our age. talks like James Joyce, Socrates, and Stephen Hawking
Don’t make assumptions based on Professor Fowl being younger than most of his students, his are some of the best (and hardest) classes you will take. He really makes you work for it.
Very passionate, his class is extremely difficult, beware of stray condescending remarks
Smart as hell, bit of an oddball, super young
Seems to know about everything, dry wit, prepare to have your assertions challenged
Hottie OMG, tell me waht I’m doing wrong I want criticizm
more flexible than you would expect, if you’re having trouble completing something on time or don’t go to class, very understanding
Sometimes difficult to follow, needs to slow down, many students need to ask for help
To relax before falling asleep, Artemis will often calculate the physical properties of hypothetical star systems. This is exactly the same concept as counting sheep—by the way, did you know that one of the proposed common names of part of the cloud illuminated by the supermassive eclipsing binary stars in Sharpless 2-170 is the Lamb’s Head Nebula? It’s 2.8 +/- 0.2 kiloparsecs away.
He still has OCD (I don’t think he was entirely truthful with Argon toward the end of the six months) and has some motor tics especially when he’s understimulated
His spaceship /is/ named after the film Interstellar and he’s still as furious as the next biologist about the scientific inaccuracy of the “blight” plot device. He’s going to fight Christopher Nolan about it, possibly on Fortnite
Since less and less of Artemis’s work is anonymous and/or illegal he became more well-known in the public eye but also more habituated to spending time outside of his home, until those two things came to a head and the press got interested and then, well, he figured it was time to go to Mars. Then the ones with microphones and shoulder-cameras would have to use email like everybody else.
Artemis wrote the earliest version of his Martian expedition program when he was two years old and has been re-writing it since then.
His hypothesis at the moment is that there are fossils on the surface of Mars, but that they came from Earth.
He’s not involved with NASA’s Artemis Plan because he thinks it’s funnier to keep calling them asking for royalties and accusing them of plagiarism.
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