#birdlogic

[tilleyandpepperthebirds]

Hold on hold on. Back up.. you said there's u r eating a wrap with PEPPERS? I AM PEPPER! Mom Y YOU EAT ME??? - Pepper #conuresofinstagram #greencheekconure #veggiewrap #cleaneating #birdlogic #birdsofinstagram #🐦

[cedarrockfarmgirl]

So I learned today that until I have a zoom lens on my camera, if I want close-up shots of Lester, I can just drive a skid steer up to him. Apparently a 120 lb woman is scary, but if she is driving thousands of pounds of big yellow, loud metal machinery, she is not. Maybe he is into heavy metal...he does look like a punk rocker... #birdbrain #birdlogic #birdingwithskidsteers #heavymetalbirding #punkrock #punkbirdrphoto

[bamaboiblues]

This bird REFUSED to leave my friend's porch during this storm. There was thunder, lightening, rain, and hail...the bird was unbothered...like it was waiting for the Marta to come through. #birdlogic #IFeelYou #Bruh #TooFunny

[mynotsodarkpassenger]

I'm a twin and when we were kids, 'Parent Trap' convinced my sister and I that if your parents got a divorce, each parent took one twin by default. So every time our parents had a disagreement we would run to our room and plan who would go with Mum and who would go with Dad, and organise ways to stay in contact. This went on until mum realised what was going on, and had to sit us down and reassure us that they wouldn't split us up. So fuck 'Parent Trap', basically.

Oh my God! That movie is not good kids! That's the saddest hilarious story I've ever heard. I mean you guys were really concerned about this. Damn it Parent Trap!

[beakybirds]

[motherofbirds]

My bird has been sitting on my shoulder for the past hour. I pick him up and the first thing he does is poop in my hand. Like, "Here. Take this. It's a present. It represents my shitty love for you."