#biscuito

[microwavechild]

"I just want ravenous lesbian sex" - My Girlfriend

[artisastate]

So. That suckle struggle? It's real. #creaturefeature #biscuito #shouldanamedhimmisquito #biscuit #kittensofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnTNvwgeraHBTybGceU3veCjMNNpuCV3wjwvM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8qf3m0foic3i

[one-big-hot-mess]

RYAN

When your friends can't buy you alcohol because they're not 21 yet either -_- So.fucking.close.

[book-w-orm]

I did a thing. Now it's your turn!

Rule 1: Always post the rules. 

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones. 

Rule 3: Tag 10 new people and link them to this post. 

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

  QUESTIONS

1. If you could use any animal as a mode of transportation, what would it be?

An elephant, like Prince Ali.

2. If you were a parasite, what would you do the human body?

Slowly liquify it from the inside out, ending with the nerves and brain. 

3. If you and 3 people of your choosing can go live somewhere for the rest of your lives, where would you choose?

In the woods, of course! Next to a mountain and a source of clean water. 

[side note: I only want two other people with me.]

4. Who’s your celebrity crush?

David Tennant.

5. If you could touch your answer to no. 4 in any place on his/her body, where would it be?

His hair.

6. If you could be named after something, what would it be?

Ummm... Nothing. I wish I had my own name and wasn't named after someone else, actually. 

7. If you had enough money, would you run your own business?

Absolutely not. 

8. Money doesn’t exist: What would be the one thing you did?

Travel the world and build a house in the most memorable spot. 

9. Would you kill as many people as you can if you wouldn’t be in trouble and no one knew?

Yes. 100%. No question.

10. Describe the perfect scent

What I'm smelling right now. A summer's night either right before or right after a huge storm. Before the storm you get that electric charge feeling as the first lightning strikes touch earth, but after is petrichor. At night everything starts to cool off and you hear the crickets (and now cicadas) chirping as the breeze carries them above and beyond the trees, carrying with them the tree pollen that has its own signature scent. 

Ten new questions for you to answer:

1. What's your favorite book? If you don't read many books, what's your favorite movie or TV show?

2. Forget about legalities, practicalities, and danger for a moment. What kind of animal would you want as a pet?

3. What would you really do for a Klondike bar?

4. If you could name something after you, what would it be? An invention? A new species of frog? An incredible math function?

5. What do you want to do after college? Forget what your family and other pressures say. Seriously. 

6. Would you rather be able to fly or breathe underwater? (Only limitations are what your imaginations creates.)

7. Mac or PC? Droid or iPhone?

8. What's your favorite season, and why? Explanation optional. I know we're all lazy people. 

9. White, milk, or dark chocolate? Or no chocolate at all?

10. If it was a currently viable option, would you want to live on Mars, knowing that you'd never be able to come back to Earth? 

  I’m going to tag…

1. leading-nowhere

2. types-and-shadows

3. samwise-skywalker

4. piratescar

5. biscuito

6. ivegotfeet

7. cosmic-charlie

8. notanotherdirtyhippie

9. theplaceyoustillrememberdreaming

10. its-just-dylan

-stolen from popculturegirl-