Unite the bees…
Claire Keane
Today's Document

pixel skylines

shark vs the universe

#extradirty

Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz

ellievsbear

Product Placement
Not today Justin

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Unite the bees…
when I was a kid my mom had to intervene and make me stop saying “farewell” instead of “goodbye” because elderly relatives complained that it sounded like I expected them to die before I could see them again
people complain that my manner of writing is “stilted” and “pretentious” NOW but hooooly hell you should have seen it when I was a kid
I shit you not, the first line in one of my journals was “I am but a lass of nine years of age.”
#when my friends hamster died i said that he ‘’fell’’ like they said abt ppl dying in war
We would have gotten along swimmingly.
When I was about five my dad and I were joking around and he said “You’re a weirdo.” I then said, and I quote, “I suppose I am a rather odd child, are I not?”
I think about that a lot
I once described myself as “very queer indeed” on a school assignment, long before I ever figured that I am, indeed, very queer, in every sense of the word.
On the first day of kindergarten, they introduced us to our principal. I didn’t have the barest inkling of how Normal Humans greet authority figures, but I had read some books about knights and kings, so… I uh.
I bowed deeply and kissed my principal’s hand.
You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”
This one wins.
It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up. She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out. First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.
Clark’s introducing her around. “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”
You blink, and take a step back in fear. You’ve never seen an 11 before.
IT GOT BETTER
I’m about to make a terrible decision.
Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.
hey man what the fuck
that was God shielding you
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Please don’t hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there
(Don’t give me $599.99)
That’s not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.
If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.
Go. Do it.
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99
A time-lapse of the growth of honeybee larvae in the hive.
Some pretty cool stuff. Credit to @physics on instagram.
Beautiful photo taken by a friend.
my dog took a bullet for me
THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO
Not all heroes wear capes
День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.
My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.
can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I am fucking crying
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
THIS is the best post ever.
THIS.
Item 28-X: The Immortal Pupper
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ITEM ACTUALLY
I am going to gift this to one of my players as a legendary item. No joke. This will make his year.
my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers
This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.
the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool
The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers
im valid???
you are valid
Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?
we’re all in the same family
All colours game.