I Lust For The Things I Cant Have

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[hamletmustdie]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[littlethingwithfeathers]

May I strive to be like this.

[one-big-hot-mess]

I just started playing LOL

If anyone wants to play my tag is marble1993 👋

[one-big-hot-mess]

Thought my computer was done for

SO happy that I am currently typing this from my computer. I haven’t used it in over a year because I thought it was toast but my beauty is here to stay!

[paper-mario-wiki]

the term “pervert” gets thrown around a lot more commonly in Japan than I thought. I was just watching a video about a japanese guy interviewing japanese people on whether or not they watch eroanime or read eromanga and all of em said “no but like. we’re all perverts. you kind of look like a pervert” and the interviewer was like “oh yeah for sure, im also a pervert” and they werent joking at all they were 100% serious. it was wild.

[inconsistant-vault-dweller]

Wow, it’s almost like different societies and cultures have different ways from us!

[paper-mario-wiki]

i know, it’s almost like it’s interesting to highlight those differences not only for academic purposes but also just for general recreation because learning surprising things about a place is, dare i say, kinda neat to talk about, you wet blanket.

[respectfulmemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[blankbabe]

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

[thewordywarlock]

John Oliver’s Original Form, by Alejandro Mirabal

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

WHAT THE FUCK

[eroscestlavie]

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

[eroscestlavie]

FORGOT to provide Evidence

[afishinspace]

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

[eroscestlavie]

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

[princesstigerbelle]

More proof!!!!

[knights-of-reylo-reborn]

omg bless this post

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[neckkiss]

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[blackqueerblog]

For real ! 😂😂😂

[startorrent02]

For reference like they say in the notes, this is the person who was walking around Kent state with a gun “because it’s her right.” And is now a reporter for infowars and is super cruel and mean to everyone cause she can be.

[fromchaostocosmos]

anyone else notice how her tone changes when from a more aggressive one to a softer non-threatening one once she is talking to the white security officer 

like she goes full blown into “i’m an innocent white lady who is being picked on and did no wrong here” tone of voice 

compared with her much more hostile manner and tone when she was talking to the campaign staff member 

there are very distinctive tonal and attitude changes when she was talking to a black man and then to a white man and with each one you can clearly see how she uses white womanhood/femininity as weapon and cudgel

i find it pretty scary how quickly and easily she was able to just shift from to one to other       

[mamapluto]

An important part to note is that this was a members- only event which she was not invited to. It was rented out and put on by AFT, or the American Federation of Teachers, a union. She also had no press pass, and was sitting in a reserved area at an event she wasn’t invited to, hosted at a high school. Someone infamous for toting around deadly weapons on campuses busted into a private event at a high school, then pretended to be shocked when she was asked to leave.

[toastbutteregg]

[doggosource]