The 3 Snarky yet Sweet Musketeers (part 2)
Eddie Munson X Patrick Verona X Erik Campbell X Reader
Part 1 I am laughing at this cute gif scenes of these three dorks dancing for you/reader (who friendly reminder is GN but is AFAB)
Content: Kissing of varying degree, grinding, drying humping, over clothes sensual rubbing, spanking, doggy style, light biting
If curious of ages as everyone in their twenties: Patrick 26, Erik 28, and Eddie 29.5. Now how I chose, Patrick I made the youngest as he could pass as youngest looking, Erik is I read canonically 28, and Eddie's oddly reads the of three the guys the one you want to settle. I could be very bias but of FMK I would f*ck Erik, marry Eddie, and kiss Patrick.
Song if curious and yes these three could be dancing to Lady Gaga and the gifs work. XD
You cling on to Patrick’s waist as the wind flies in your face. As if going up river, except instead water is the cold night air. You try to make it obvious how much this sensation of riding something like Patrick’s motorcycle, or wait motorbike as he calls it with that attractive Australian accent, is getting you more aroused.
Granted you have to hold in a laugh at this fourth red light as he mumbles “oh God, I was close to zipping in.”
“Pat it’s fine, we are fine. Besides I thought you like me clinging on like a koala.” You reassure as he turns to see you over his shoulder. “Thanks for listening too. I want to be safe tonight.” You kiss his nose.
“Look, a beautiful person like you deserves to be safe. Just wish you could you that smart mouth to make this series of red lights... Ironically, if you were not here I would zip through these and I know let’s be safe.” He fakes groans. “If not too forward, what do you like about the other two?” Patrick asks as he focuses on the road.
You go quiet as he thinks, tapping his fingers on the handles. “You obviously have a type. I’m just curious how long it took you to admit it…”
Patrick glances back briefly, smirking with those dark hazel eyes: With a brief hint of green.
“Creative too, I think. Not the ‘misunderstood art student’ kind. More like… you collect people who don’t try to perform at you. ” He replies to his question.
“Accurate just why you ‘guess’ on creativity?” You ask back as you nuzzle in his back.
“I dunno, just not sure what I’m creative about.” He shrugs as the light turns green and speeds through making you laugh with excitement, as you gently grab his waist now.
“Oh you are creative in singing, even if you are selective of it.” You smirk as he clearly stiffens his posture to hide his excitement. “So good news when at that long red light the other two are already at my dorm. Better news: my roommate is staying at her partner’s place. So you get to be as loud as you want.” You tease as you can see in the flashing passing lights him blush with a dimpled smirk.
“You don’t think the other two are having fun without us?” Patrick questions playfully.
“Nah knowing them they are either pacing or maybe kissing. Also I didn’t know you hooked up with Eddie.” You playfully poke his sides, making him drift a bit. “Sorry.”
“Yeah let’s not die please…Still got the dent and scar from you trying to ride my motorbike years ago.” Now you and see yea the front wheel has a slight dent from the mailbox you drove into, about seven or a bit more years ago. His hand swipes through his dark curly hair bounce. In a street light see the slight scar across on the webbed part of the thumb and index finger.
"I mean fuck it is funny Eddie and I go to the same barber shop for our haircuts. So if was not for you like ‘scary looking yet actually chill as fuck’ he and I may bonded that way.” Patrick chuckles.
“Who said ‘scary looking yet chill as fuck’? I mean it is accurate but what?” You laugh along as the cold hair whips Patrick's hair majestically.
“Eddie himself, I swear he is a talker, how do you handle that?”
“Oh come now, you know I’m very patient with the fun people of the world. You are one of them. Anyways, glad we got condoms.” You laugh more.
Eventually you stop in front of your dorm and see the van open with two familiar faces peeking out. Before you could say anything Eddie rushes over to offer you his hand.
“Kind traveler let me help you?” He laughs as you take it.
“Please please tell me you don’t think you’re an actual knight?” Erik asks skeptically.
“No I don’t but fuck nice guys with fedoras and ‘white knights’ for ruining the basics of chivalry.” Eddie snaps back with a smirk.
“Oh thank God as I was going to say if you were one I would end our friendship now and just sneak out as you said main performer as ugh I am still so pent up… However you would be proud to know, I did wait to kiss your cute face first.” Erik smugly grins.
“Bullshit, you two were clearly making out when we pulled up.” Patrick teases.
“I did say kiss, making out is a different smart ass.” Erik sneers.
As the now Patrick and Erik playfully pose off, if flexing, walk in circles as if two horny wildcats about to pounce, even sneak in a kiss once in a while. All the while, Eddie sneaks behind you and his arm around your waist.
“Wow look at these two young lads fighting who kisses you first… Sigh, it is pathetic. Kidding of course… Well it trips me up that I'm an old man here.” Eddie playfully sasses.
“Well not too bad. You and Patrick are the outliners with only three and half years in between… Now why not show them it’s not a race, yet I am ready to have fun.” You reply as you feel Eddie pick up your subtle hint of consent.
Eddie begins kissing your shoulders, your neck, and eventually jawline. You begin to actually sigh happily and deep moan as he pulls you closer to him. Already feel him so hard you turn and grind against him. His back to the van, and now facing him you both begin kissing deeply. You feel yourself getting wet. He whimpers as you kiss.
“I could not ever explain how addictive your kisses are, sweetheart.” Eddie hums. “As well, what drew you to each of us?” Eddie asks
“Shhh let’s not say too much, I want to enjoy alone time with you a bit.” You playfully demand.
“Yes you're majesty.” Eddie smiles into the kisses. Over your shoulder he sees Patrick and Eric stop, to playfully glare. “Hang on, the kitties are done playing.” Eddie teases more as he distances himself from you.
“In quick answer to your question, I like imaginative people who don’t act fake. Plus I dunno, my gaydar is good too... I have a soft spot for guys who like more than one gender. It's a hot confidence no one else has.” You laugh at Eddie, who now playfully flips the two off, and you laugh.
“Dude, Ed not cool. I told you I would drive if I kissed first.” Erik snaps, not actually angry, yet enough to hint a bit irritated.
“Well you didn’t specify who.” Eddie jabs making everyone roll their eyes. “Aye three eye rolls at once, new record.”
“I swear if you were not a cute twink I would have issues.” Patrick teases.
“Ohh the hunk is going to complain too, come here cutie, let’s amend that.” Eddie lets you go to meet Patrick and both trace over the other, to pull into a deep kiss deeply. Eddie is now grinding against Patrick. “Fuck I want to peg you so bad.” Eddie slips out.
“Alright chill, as you two prove if your brain or brawn is more powerful let me sneak in a few kisses with you.” Erik starts to walk over with his hands on his hips, the faint moonlight making his earrings, nose ring, shine. Even if covered though, his thin shirt showed his nipples hard and those particular piercings making it obvious too.
“Hmmm I guess you deserve a kiss or few.” You tease as he pins you to the van, hands over your head as Erik rubs up and down to you.
“Fuck, you’re so warm. As well just saying you can get any piercing you want on a certain deal.” Erik offers.
“Hmmm although you the one who looks so much more fabulously seductive in yours…” As you lean to kiss his cheek and side of his mouth. “And nothing else.” You whisper as he stops rubbing to go bashful, giving you an opportunity to flip him back to the van, with a loud bang. Erik sharply gasps, as you cut him off and kiss him deeply. His lip piercing rubbing against you as you gently bite it and he moans softly.
“What is up with you and Eddie, stop kissing the lip ring.” Erik smirks.
“Oh is that little surprise he implied back in town?” You question in between kisses.
“Yup, only damn he is a really really good kisser. Maybe better than you… Nah you are better, well for someone who so-so on tongue kisses. That guy though, wow he let me shove my tongue in him.” Erik at this point is too busy talking out loud, so you smirk. “Oh shit I know that smirk, what is it?”
“Hey boys!” You call as at this point Eddie plus Patrick just watched you and Erik kiss.
“What!” Eddie yells, yet you and others hush him. “What?” He asks a bit quieter. Patrick facepalms as he chuckles, and the two head over.
“Well first Patrick come here, let me kiss you for the lovely drive.” Patrick seems standoff-ish. “What?” You ask sweetly.
“Hmmm a please seems needed.” Patrick playfully states make the other two guys glance in disbelief that this tall man of smoothness up to now, is acting like a brat.
“Ohh fine please, only one kiss, as I want to say something after.” You reply.
“Alright, after we kiss, I am all ears, granted such a shame you are not saying you are not all open.” Patrick winks as you kiss him, doing a subtle hand motion that he recalls a code for you both, so he picks you up, and you wrap your legs around his waist as he pushes you into the van to kiss deeper.
“Okay, okay can we stop with my van please. The poor girl has a couple dents as is.” Eddie states.
“You heard the man.” You said after Patrick roughly kisses making this wave of heat grow even though it has been growing since the kiss exchange.
“If anyone is going to call the shots I want it to be you.” Patrick smirks.
After you give him one more quick peck which he rolls his dark almost true brown eyes with a hint of green. Which gets him earning him a deep kiss from you, which he nods into.
Now back all facing each other, all four. “So boys, want my special announcement?” You playfully ask.
“Well yeah no duh.” Erik quickly snaps a snarky reply.
“Oh special, this gotta be good.” Eddie responds while Patrick just watches you.
“I want to make a game out of this… I count to hmmm let’s say sixty-nine seconds, you all have to hide in my dorm. Who I find calls what position they want, yet don’t make it easy to find or I choose for you.” You smirk and walk up the apartment to unlock the door. “Sounds fun?” You half-ask half-demand.
All three give each a mutual side eye of ‘what the fuck’ but shrug it off if literal or in their head.
“Good boys… Now sixty-nine, sixty-eight, sixty-seven, sixty-six, sixty-five." You start counting, covering your eyes, and hearing them rush past you mumbling various profanity.
Granted before you covered your eyes you see Eddie still blushes to the endearing phrase of ‘good boy’. Erik seems challenged by it and Patrick seems humored plus playful.
“Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, and zero… Here I come!” You chuckle.
You quietly walk down the hallway leading to the courtyard and your room on its own by accident corner of another building.
They left the door open for you.
Stepping inside you turn the lights on, already smirking when hearing “Son of bitch.” Unsure who it is yet you keep going.
What would be the living room with the kitchen conjoined by a doorway you look first. The couch bed is clearly untouched as still a couch. A check behind the TV, even if not likely, two of the three men are twigs, so worth checking. Now to the kitchen even if there are less options to hide you take your time. Purposefully clicking your heels of the boots loud to try to draw out any sound.
Bingo, the pantry. You weave in and out of your walk to it, to carefully twist the door knob, to open to see Erik trying so hard to squeeze between door and wall.
“Found you…” You singsong as he exhales, his shirt caught from the nearby shelf, exposing his skull tattoo on his lower torso. You help unhook his shirt and see him being smug trying to kiss you. “Huh no, we wait for everyone.” You say.
“Ugh tease.” Erik smirks even if you can tell he wants to grab you and thrust into you as he covers his groin with his hands.
“Shhh I have two more to find.” You wink.
Now back in the living room you sneak up the excuse of a tiny hallway and glance between the bathroom on your left, supply closet in front of you, or the two doors to different bedrooms on the right.
“Hmm where to start?” You say a bit loud as you scratch your chin.
“Question, how do you always get others moving around you like that… What's your secret?” Erik asks with a mischievous grin.
You ponder, you wiggle the door handles to hopefully get a reaction.
“I mean besides you all having a positive mentality of sex, I like common interests. To be fair you all three I know do different things if just me and you, or you and someone else.” You playfully stick your tongue out.
“Oh is that so. Tell me what would each of us want to do for each other?” Erik smirks.
“Well I can only truly answer for me and each of you. For starters you would want to bend me over and spank hard as I demand harder. Then I take a turn to spank you as you jack off. To end up possibly in doggy style.” You blush as Erik stammers.
“Wow yeah fuck, yeah I mean yes.” Erik chuckles lightly. “And what of the other two dimwits?” He teases.
“Eddie would go down on me or finger/hand stuff as I rode him. And Patrick standing in a wheelbarrow or he lifted a missionary.” You confidently answer.
“Note to self, Eddie great with oral and Patrick great with literal suspension.” Erik mumbles happily. “I mean Eddie is not a surprise he again let me explore that pretty mouth of his.”
“Yeah Eddie definitely has pretty lips.” You confirm, although all this sex talk is getting you very hot and bothered. “Oh screw you Erik, now I want to call it quits and just get to the ‘fun’.” You groan.
You rush to the bathroom not noticing Erik was mid hand reach to grab your waist, to see an obvious silhouette of a person. Behind the shower and bath combo, curtain.
“Patrick, I found you.” You sing-song in glee.
“I mean yeah, not many places to hide, but finally you found me. I was worrying you were blue balling me.” Patrick chuckles. “Which look I love to take you by surprise if you just give me the word. The other two, I want to show I am not just a ‘pretty boy’.” Both of you blush.
You were going to reply until you heard two loud yelps and rushed to the bedroom of yours. Only you with Patrick had to hold in laughing.
Eddie lay on the bed in nothing but his boxers laying flat across the bed horizontally and Erik has the sheet in his hands. Both men's eyes shoot up, both startled yet so entertained.
“So is the sex not happening?” Eddie asks nervously.
“No it is still happening, just set the mood back on.” You reply.
“Ohh and how do you plan to do that, I am oddly so startled I got aroused.” Erik comments.
“Dude you get horny over a lot of things.” You state.
“They're not wrong.” Eddie smirks.
“Oh shut up.” Erik teases.
“Make me!” Eddie snaps to which Erik removes his shirt off, shoes, and mid pants unzipping. Now kissing Eddie as both sprawl on the bed.
“Damn he is quick.” Patrick whispers to you.
“Well I guess I got to go fast.” You smirk as you grab Patrick by jacket, and push him into the bedroom and remove his jacket as you kiss him, and he removes his shirt. He happily dipped you as his arms were free again.
“Hey what the fuck they found me first.” Erik playfully demands as he now in nothing although his calf high socks and briefs. As well over Eddie mid dry hump from behind. Erik was just about to slip them off his briefs as his hand clearly held his member.
“He is right, I am sorry, everyone, winner what do you want?” You ask playfully as Patrick still takes time to undress.
You walk up the opposite side of the bed as you and Erik have a stare off. Those grey eyes playfully glaring you.
Although Eddie pulls you in bed with him, and you laugh, as he locks his warm brown eyes into your eyes. “May I kiss you please?” Eddie whimpers, which causes Erik and Patrick to freeze, look at each other, then back at you and Eddie.
“Ohhh the whimpering and puppy eyes, yes please.” You basically purr the word 'please’. Eddie cups your face to kiss you passionately, as he takes one of his hands to rub you over your crotch as your short-shorts rise up. “Ahhh yes ohhhh.” You melt inside as you face him more to face his hand as he slips under the waistline to find your underwear and keep rubbing over.
You see in the corner of your eye Erik getting now actively angry, even he crosses his bare arms as if indifferent. Patrick now just in his boxers. Luckily Patrick pulls Erik, then two do share a kiss to help give you a bit more time with Eddie. His soft full lips leave a warmth in you. However…
“Eddie don’t hate me, but I did say in the rules.” You ask tenderly, which he nods understanding. Although he does eye Patrick who takes your place and the two begin kissing as Eddie goes back for searching around for some form of lubrication.
You stand up, sneak to Erik, pull his waist in, take his free hand, to place on your pants zipper.
Erik gladly zips it downward, watch you unclip the two buttons of your one piece bodysuit shirt. You were about to remove your fishnets until he paused you with his hand under your chin, pushed a wet kiss on your lips, as you almost fell backwards by how thrilling the kiss was. Erik steadies you, only to flip you waist up on the bed, pull your underwear down, and spanks you.
“Yeah I want the very things you describe early.” He huffs as he lowers his briefs.
“Okay, but try to not unload too soon, I have an idea for us all to enjoy.” You moan out as you grab the mattress cover, hips up, and Erik lines up, pushes you more into the bed, until into a modified doggy position, and goes teases his member tracing over your butt.
“Spank me harder Erik!” You demand as he happily does the direct order. Your eyes shoot wide open as his head of his member just barely goes in you. The cold metal of his piercing goes in and out of you, you gasp. He leans over to kiss you excitedly.
Eddie now as if on watch parts from kissing Patrick, whispers, and both nod. Apparently he did not find your lube in the bedside table.
You glance up confused, until Patrick mouths ‘kiss?’ and Eddie mouths ‘please’. Now you nod enthusiastically as Eddie slides diagonally under you as you kiss each other, and Patrick switches out. Best when both lean back to kiss each cheek of yours, making your hum happily.
Even Erik joins taking turns kissing each person as everyone shares kisses.
“Ohhh shit this feels so good, you're so hot, literally, ugh, I may cum…” Erik grunts. As if on cue though, he rushes to pull out and you see flying right over your left shoulder his end result. Poor Eddie's chest gets hit, which he seems indifferent too, but his tattoo you sigh gets covered.
“Alright now as Erik recharges, can I suggest my master plan?” You half-tease half-serious. Everyone nods. “Okay follow me, the bed is too tiny, the couch bed has plenty of space.” You smirk. “Now also who brought condoms?” You ask.
Eddie you knew always has one on the ready, Patrick depends, yet you know on the ride over he stopped by. Erik is tricky because of his piercing, yet he knows you want to be careful.
However, what you have in mind will work. Not just for your pleasure, yet everyone's.
Now everyone sitting basically in just their underwear including you, you go to the kitchen, get an empty soda bottle, rush to your room and get your sex dice, lube, to come back with a mischievous smile.
“Alright because Erik got off already, I want to warm up with kisses with these two, yet figure out how to make my master plan work.” You pat your left and right side of you. Which Eddie and Patrick sit, kissing you, each other, and Erik just watches regaining his stamina.
