I honestly think it would be funnier if one of the Kingdom’s maids quit and they go on a rampage to get her back but once she is in their clutches, she’s like oh I just didn’t want to be a maid anymore, I’m more than happy to be a noble wife
♡ Their Favorite Maid Quits ♡
(Veronia and Rayna are excluded due to Veronia not having a maid and Rayna being a siscon who would never let her sister act as a maid even for a day. Bisley cause it's a fun dynamic. Fully consensual NTR.)
♡ Theanna usually keeps a pretty close eye on her darling little maid. She knows maids in the capital don't often stay with one place for long unless they're an outlier, even when it comes to the actual palace. They get offered better positions at estates that would be a more manageable work load or simply don't get along with a specific noble to a point that it becomes unbearable to stay as a maid at the capital so they take their chances quitting and hoping some other household will offer a position. That was why your contact with nobles was limited to prevent you leaving before she was ready to make you her queen. Entering and exiting was limited for maids without approval from the head maid who knew Theanna liked you so it would have been impossible for you to just slip out yet one day you just disappeared. Your resignation was on your bed when the head maid rushed in thinking you were sick and freaking out that she had let the future queen get sick on her watch. Only to be met with something much worse, you being completely gone. Somehow the guards forgot the head maid was supposed to give permission for leaving even when the maid in question was quitting. You left early in the morning luckily so a search is mounted the moment Theanna finds out you're gone and it doesn't take long for you to be dragged back. You probably didn't even have time to start thinking about where you would work next now that you decided under no circumstances did you want to be a maid. ♡
♡ When she gets you back, you're stuck in her room for hours while she finishes up whatever preparations she has to in order to propose to you pronto. She comes in expecting a fight and is shocked when she doesn't even need to coerce you at all. You jump at the chance to marry her. Being queen seems daunting but you genuinely just hated having to be a maid, things had gotten better since Theanna took an interest in you but your plan to quit had been a long time in the making so you weren't going to put those plans on pause just because the princess was being really nice to you and making work super easy recently. If anything it made you realize how much you hated work before and reaffirmed that getting the fuck out of the maid business was the right step for you. She is very pleased to hear this too because it means she'll have a lazy queen who will just give into her as long as she makes sure her queen gets lots of recovery time from the job they hated so much. It does remind her to hire even more maids on staff because her parents before her were running the palace less than optimally. ♡
♡ Elisha wouldn't have accepted a travelling maid but the temple had insisted you get dragged along with her after knights having travelling maids became a trend temporarily so she was stuck with you. She was kind of mean at first, made your job a bit difficult because she was so sure you were a spy for the temple and were trying to tie her back there but once she realized you were a random maid they hired who worked in the capital before, she decided she liked you and if you were willing to do so much and travel with her then it meant you liked her too right? Your roles were very quickly swapped. While you still did stuff like bathe her on the road and patch holes in her spare garments while she was off fighting, she also washed you when it came bath time and bought you nice things, much nicer than what she wore when you came to markets. It made you decide you didn't want to be a maid at all anymore and just wanted to enjoy traveling and since you didn't want to be a burden to Ellisha who had already been so nice to you while you traveled with her, the best thing to do was to try to go off on your own. You waited until you both had to return to the temple to tell them that you were quitting and they should find another maid for her to travel with. It did not go well when she came looking for you ready to depart once again and they pushed a new maid in front of her. The priests barely held onto their lives because someone who wasn't shaking and pissing themselves managed to tell her that you quit voluntarily to travel. ♡
♡ She gets very delusional about this and assumes you quit to travel with her and while she isn't sure why you went so far ahead on your own she is quick to track you down. She immediately kisses you which is jarring but when she starts talking about how now you finally get to just travel as lovers you just go with it because you can see way more with Elisha then you would ever be able to see without her, this is extremely exciting for you. You don't even mind that you have to date Elisha to be able to do it, you just didn't want to ever have to return to being a maid again. ♡
♡ Pauline is subtle in her liking for you. She can't ever make it obvious to the people around that you're her favorite maid or her parents would start trying to train and punish you to mold you into the perfect docile lover for her. Obviously you're her personal maid and she calls on you alot but she barely says any words to you and is careful not to let her eyes linger on you when anyone else is around. Your only inkling that she likes you is when you have to go to the academy to bring her things or serve her during the time she's saying there and suddenly she's asking you a lot more about yourself. You just assumed that being away from the suffocating home environment made her want to talk more so you didn't suspect she liked you. Being a maid in the home was better than if her parents realized you were the one she loved but it still wasn't a good experience. All the top maids were her parents people and they had to be strict and cruel to reach those positions because they had even participated in holding down lovers in the past while members of the family doled out the punishments and they reported everything Pauline did back to her parents. So you grew to hate the house despite the lady you served not being too terrible. Eventually you had a big fight with the head maid over one of Pauline's meals being too nice when Pauline was on punishment for saying she was not going to ever take a lover like them so you stormed out. ♡
♡ You thought you'd never be back but Pauline had a fuck ton of curses on you and you barely made it five miles out before you fell over and found it extremely difficult to walk. The only reason the radius was that far out was so she could attend academy and leave you behind some days so her parents wouldn't suspect things but as soon as she got you back that was tightened up and it was decided you would just come with her. She wasn't ready to kill her parents immediately, she didn't think you'd quit right away but she never the less did kill them anyways because she didn't want you to have to face their training. You're shocked when she comes into the room bloodied with an engagement ring but you accept as soon as you hear her parents are dead because you really hated them and you would really like the privilege of firing that cruel head maid after making her grovel and do demeaning labor for awhile. ♡
♡ Abigail doesn't have any personal maids with her in the capital. When some nobles visit the capital they bring some maids from their estate with them but Abigail has been living in the capital so long that it's pointless to do so and she just lets the ones around assigned to her regiment do the maid things. She's not in charge of that and she's never even spoken to the head maid who handles those kinds of things but she takes notice and seeks out whoever is in charge when you quit. A day missing she can handle, a delicate lady like you deserves rest anyways, not a big deal at all. Multiple days however, she would like you to rest but she's been courting you and she felt you would send her a letter if you got too overwhelmed with the work load. She finds you at a matchmaking party. When Abigail started giving you flowers and stuff it occurred to you that even as a maid you could definitely attract the attention of a noble still. She was a duke so you weren't likely going to be able to marry her so you quit and decided to work full time on your goal of snagging a lower noble and you'd gotten a decent amount of interest in you at these parties until Abigail stormed in and carried you away. ♡
♡ You were confused and so was Abigail because she thought for sure you knew she was courting you since she gave you so many things every time she saw you and encouraged you to resign so she could take care of you. She almost choked when she heard you assumed she merely wanted you as a mistress and she had to propose right on the spot to make it clear you were going to be her duchess and she would never have any mistress. She was glad you weren't willing to be a nobles lover who they never married though, at least you knew that you were too good for that as a precious lady. ♡
♡ Raphael tries not to care about maids because while she tries to mostly target nobles that she thinks she can get away with snacking on, there have been times she's gotten really hungry and had no solution other than chomping down on an unfortunate maid only to realize that maid was one she somewhat found funny or nice. It was better if she didn't get close to anyone who might wind up food and she hated the nobles too much too want to befriend them so she was really only in danger of befriending servants. But she liked you and she felt you were far too good to just be a maid forever. It didn't take long after that to fall in love with you and start attempting to court you. You were reassigned to work for her, and she made sure there was never any work for you to do because her quarters were always clean and she was even doing things for you. You really liked working for her until you walked in on her draining someone of all their blood and decided you were going to turn in your resignation and run away cause obviously as a maid she was probably going to drain all your blood if you ever did anything wrong. You didn't want to be her convenient snack. ♡
♡ She was very quick to find you and bring you back to her side but not as a maid, this time officially as her fiance which was very exciting to you because you could easily drain a maid but surely you would not eat your future wife. She sobbed and felt like she was a horrible monster when she realized you were scared and her and decided she would try never to show her fangs and she would only bite you to turn you since you were so scared of her killing you. She was happy you accepted her proposal though even if you had been worried she was going to murder you seconds beforehand. ♡
♡ They both really badly needed a maid. Bibi was constantly throwing things around for both her comedy routines and her executions and while you weren't forced to clean up the dead bodies, you had to scrub her clothes because the blood would get all over them and pick up the scraps of her props that she left behind. And Ainsley somehow always had blood on the floors of the tower. After a certain point she tried to be less messy in whatever it was she did while you were out with Bibi but there were still things to do. It wasn't that large of a workload once they both realized they were being jackasses, the real stress came when you slept with them both separately. First came Bibi and you were unable to look Ainsley in the eye for days afterwards and then a week later you slept with Ainsley when Bibi was out. Both parts of the couple seemed to really love each other so it was odd they both would risk their marriage just to sleep with you and you didn't want to break up such a happy couple so you quit and decided you had to run away from this whole mess. ♡
♡ When they drag you back they both sleep with you which makes it even more confusing until they reveal they both had been discussing wanting to bring you into their relationship and had agreed to it when they both slept with you so you weren't breaking anything up at all and Ainsley would just use her magic to keep the tower and Bibi clean from now on so you didn't have to be their maid anymore and could just be their lover. You were so happy that you weren't ruining a marriage or going to be killed for being a mistress by one of them that you agreed without even considering the potential negatives. ♡




















