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[incorrectp2a]

Rahzara: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bisman: 'Prettiest Smile'

Mai: 'Nicest Personality'

Hawke: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Rowan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[incorrectp2a]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Perrin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Mai: ...I did. I broke it.

Perrin: No. No you didn't. Hawke?

Hawke: Don't look at me. Look at Bisman.

Bisman: What?! I didn't break it.

Hawke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Bisman: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Hawke: Suspicious.

Bisman: No, it's not!

Trefor: If it matters, probably not, but Rahzara was the last one to use it.

Rahzara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Trefor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rahzara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Trefor!

Mai: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Perrin.

Perrin: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Trefor: Perrin... Rowan's been awfully quiet.

Rowan: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Perrin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Perrin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Perrin:

Perrin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[incorrectp2a]

Bisman, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

Rowan: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Mai, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Bisman, spraying Rowan: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Rowan: Dude, I forgot-

Bisman: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

Rahzara: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

[mgbormannarq]

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