#rahzara

[incorrectp2a]

Rahzara: Hi, I'm Trefor's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?

Rahzara: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[parallel-2-anywhere]

P2A Episode 5 Release

Hey all we got a new episode “tomorrow” join us tonight at midnight CST for the episode 5 listening party of Parallel to Anywhere! This is a massive shakeup episode. Tref and Rahzara finally get some insight into what is going on on their adventures, meet a new character who will certainly shake things up, and Tref starts to wonder why he's here.

After this episode we go on mini hiatus to get the next third of the season ready! We will do some fun stuff in the hiatus but let’s finish out part 1 strong. Come join us on our Discord Server for tonights show! https://discord.gg/VFWmBD24jb

[incorrectp2a]

Rahzara: What's gone wrong, Trefor?

Trefor: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.

Rahzara: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Trefor: Well... there's a crisis.

[incorrectp2a]

Rahzara: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bisman: 'Prettiest Smile'

Mai: 'Nicest Personality'

Hawke: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Rowan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[incorrectp2a]

Trefor: bad things keep happening to me. it's like i have bad luck or something

Rahzara: Tref, you don't have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

[incorrectp2a]

Perrin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Trefor: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Hawke: A realist sees a freight train.

Rahzara: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

[incorrectp2a]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Perrin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Mai: ...I did. I broke it.

Perrin: No. No you didn't. Hawke?

Hawke: Don't look at me. Look at Bisman.

Bisman: What?! I didn't break it.

Hawke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Bisman: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Hawke: Suspicious.

Bisman: No, it's not!

Trefor: If it matters, probably not, but Rahzara was the last one to use it.

Rahzara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Trefor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rahzara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Trefor!

Mai: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Perrin.

Perrin: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Trefor: Perrin... Rowan's been awfully quiet.

Rowan: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Perrin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Perrin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Perrin:

Perrin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[incorrectp2a]

Rahzara: I’m going to hell.

Trefor: Probably.

Rahzara: I'll pick you up?

Trefor: *nodding* Carpool.