#bitch asses

[erratic-meowmeow]

Angy woman hawt

Anywho opinion on Corsicans eating cheese with maggots in them?

If Corsica was wiped off the face of the planet, nothing of value would be lost.

[doliveiraa]

chat ive been working on some fics and i had multiple mental breakdowns, so i drank them all away! with a izze, gingerale, and a squished seltzer ( i did that bc i was stressed ) . also the chipotle worker didnt give me enough guacamole, so when i asked she told me this and i quote, "sorry thats our standard.". bitch tf you mean thats their standard?? fuck that, go higher than the standard and give me my guacamole ! anyway i yap too much

[ray-of-midnight-storm]

Guys guess what I ate yesterday!!!!

Americans you wanna see something you never seen before!?

Bam 💥

(Don’t mind my granmum’s Lithuanian curtains)

[theizzyryder]

I will single-handedly beat up every person who boos Lewis. Come catch these hands.

[rigginsstreet]

billy was really sitting there tryna fight the mindflayer off and keep it from running everybody down and then they cut to nancy tryna shoot his ass like im supposed to care about her and... mmm. no.

[ialmostdos]

backgrid has small dick energy 

[didthekingdieyet]

what would be funniest

tampon boy dies BEFORE the coronation

tampon boy dies DURING the coronation

tampon boy dies AFTER the coronation

Voting ended onMay 4, 2023

[rigginsstreet]

🎵

then later on on the drive home i called her mom from a payphone

i said i was the cops, and your husbands in jail

the state looks down on sodomy

and thats about that time bitch hung up on

whats my age again - blink 182