#bitches love libraries

[truerlifebegin]

Child: Maman, how did you and Papa meet? Tell the story!

Belle: Once upon a time, your father’s rude ass held me hostage in a dungeon because your grandfather got lost in the woods during a storm and was on the verge of death, then he threw a temper tantrum while I was trying to clean his arm after he got attacked by wolves. 

@nogoodnessimproveme You love me, Ari XDD

[thelegendofclarke]

Shoulda taken a page out of The Beast's playbook... Give her a library. Bitches LOVE libraries.

@blackholeofprocrastination on The Art of Being Smooth

[melancoly-magee]

3, 5, 55

Thank you for the ask 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Both are gross, but cotton candy is the WORST. I used to make it at a previous job, and its just not the same once you've had to rinse it out of your eyes or pull the crusty sugar out of places it shouldn't be. However, I do like mint chewing gum.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Depends on the drink - soda/alcohol from a glass, water/not-soda from a plastic cup. Water from a glass is weird to me.

55. favorite fairy tale?

Beauty and the Beast, hands down. Almost any version.

THANK YOU!!

[truerlifebegin]

@nogoodnessimproveme won't let Belle have her key collection.

Travesty.

[truerlifebegin]

Me: Sees a picture of JGJ on my dash

My old Ilse muse: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well, I’m fucked all right. 

[truerlifebegin]

@nogoodnessimproveme replied to X

Him: I GOT ATTACKED BEXAUSE YOU COULDNT KEEP YOUR WORD YOU INPULSIVE WOMAN

Her: I don’t like secrets. And I never actually promised not to go into the west wing. You just said it was forbidden. Besides you can’t control your temper for shit.

[earnestscribblr]

Well, bitches do love libraries....

[therowdylibrarian]