#bitches man

[kiddmandu1]

Or maybe they just like the way that I sniff their butts?

[high-pot-in-noose]

You were all about demon-summoning and Norwegian Death Metal when we sat next to each other in chemistry, Lisa! TF you mean you're into Pilates and paper-crafts now?

[wholeassaesthetic]

I'm gonna start posting random vulgar pet peeve rants

"All images are from Pinterest"

is not fucking credit you lazy piece of shit pie

[bolontiku]

LMFAO

When your friend comes to you about a guy. I am blunt and tell it like it is. Later she gon end up crying.....but nooooooo, go on then. Keep fuckin with him! Imma sit back and laugh my ass off-cause thats how I am. @howlingourcolors

[notmuchtoconceal]

lilith loves me cause i'm her abusive ex pazuzu she don't wanna get over. the wifebeater represents the violence and serenity of the southwest wind caressing her sunbattered and beaten face.

i am a poet and a scholar. it is demeaning that she only loves me for being hot garbage.

literally gay guys are the closest i can get to a classy broad who respects me.

[notmuchtoconceal]

Can you snap a few pictures of yourself for me, bro? I wanna see who I'm up against.

from now on, every time i share a pic, i will be doing so while considering the lives, struggles, and aspirations of my legions of devoted and undevoted followers and periodic-glancers who ain't this guy.

don't care if ur all mass-produced basic bitches with atomized dead-souls who wanna be dumb bros. i think it's real cool that u guys can share the same physical space and cooperate with each other as a group.

u dudes rock. u deserve to stroke ur dicks to some man meat.

[betterhomesandhobbits]

When they meet any new aliens in Star Trek

Me: Man these bitches are weird

[itsmekatiecassidy]

@MzKatieCassidy: Things I ask myself on a daily basis: "Why and how is @MargotRobbie so fucking hot?!?"