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It's my birthday on the 22nd this month

Could y'all do me a favor in honor of that day? Please reblog and share this campaign on your other social media accounts. My roof is caving in, and we need all the help we can get.

Help repair caving-in roof of a small farming family

I've been super anxious because none of the usual crowdfunding sites are acessible to Thailand, but I finally found one that's actually based here.

The contractor we've found (the first one we've been about to get a hold of) gave us an estimate of 70,000 baht, which is about $2000 dollars. But genuinely, if I could only get half of that amount, it would be a huge weight off.

high-pot-in-noose

Today is the day! c:

Please, help me out by reposting this campaign to your other social media accounts.

I'm also happy to accept help via paypal: paypal.me/kjvalerian

#help #please reblog

07-chan

misfit-toy-haven

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

niijima

pickledh

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

#5 of what makes me certain the reincarnation cycle is real and consequently that my mother was an only-child man in her past life:

Despite being the 4th daughter and 5th child of her parent's brood of eight, she shows no understanding of how sibling dynamics work. Things I've seen held up as examples of how siblings get along with each other, my mother has decided are instances of her siblings proving they are horrible people and literally hate her as one would a political enemy.

Initiate roughhousing with her? You don't respect her right to physical safety, you are deriving joy from causing her upset, and doing so is fundamentally evil.

#i understand many people do actually hate their siblings #but the reasons why tend to be for reasons of a nature that don't match up to a number of my mother's reasons #rambles

halfhardtorock

gayfeatherfiend

reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.

Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of

gayfeatherfiend

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Anyway…👀

Reblog if you’re a cheap whore. Or respect cheap whores. Or have the power to turn young people into cheap whores. (they can never tell which)

bisquid

If you’re making enough to pay off your sister’s student loans you are not a cheap whore you are a wildly successful whore which is admittedly beside the point but damn

thatsthat24

Some songs don’t fit the vibe Pt. 2 🎬

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i've ever seen or ever will see

derinthescarletpescatarian

This clip is what made me get a dropout subscription

masonicbeheadingritual

schistcity

cuntwarehouse

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,

llovinghome

ectocosme

me and my mutuals

dappermouth

Oops! …I Did It Again (Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances and Returned Physically Intact but Intrinsically Altered by a Terrible Journey Through the Other-World)

what-if-i-just-did

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

standard-human

ok thats a really neat concept but what do you mean our eyes are always shaking

sarah-ankh

If you hold your hand at arms length and look at your thumbnail, thats approximately the size of area your eye can actually focus on. Everything else is a composite image generated by your brain.

Your eyes constantly dart around a little bit to fill in the composite.

foone

the scary part? when your eyes move, you go blind. Your visual system has to cover up the periodic blindness but it does it "backwards" from how you'd expect: instead of "lagging" vision, it shows you what you see after the blindness, but makes it seem like you saw it the whole time.

You can see this by looking at a clock with a ticking second hand. The first time you move your eyes to it, the tick you see will seem to take longer than usual. That's because your visual system lied about how long you saw that tick, because you were blind for part of the time you thought you were seeing it. (fun fact: we don't see the same thing with moving objects, but only because our vision system "fakes the footage" of them moving while we were blind, because it understands consistent motion)

The human vision system is a marvelous clusterfuck of hacks.

the-haiku-bot

The human vision

system is a marvelous

clusterfuck of hacks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#hi I queue

kragehund-est

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

kragehund-est

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

vickythestrange

#I agree so hard #hi I queue

eldritchqueerture

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

eldritchqueerture

CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭

#hi I queue

programmerhumour

Loading in third perspective

transparent-alias

…that explains a lot.

cityrun

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

cityrun

in my minds eye

cityrun

moniquill

There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

imthefailedartist

Carrie is fat in the book. Learning that completely blew me.

The use of pigs blood makes so much more sense. The reason she was bullied so relentlesly, even though she does nothing to nobody, makes so much more sense. The relationship with her mother makes so much more sense.

I know they aren't going to, but I wish they would cast someone fat in this new Carrie adaptation. From the articles I've seen, they are already speculating which skinny actress it's going to be.

How many times can they tell the story the same exact way? The answer: endlessly.

I don't know what's worse the total erasure of fat people in movies or the only story we get to see ourselves in are the love yourself fatty movies.

drakenhert

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

iamnmbr3

— Benedick at the beginning of Much Ado About Nothing

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