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[mercurygray]

Fic title ask game: Blue Cornflower and Daisies

Springtime in England can be cheerful, if one has a mind to make it so - without offspring of her own to mind, Queen Emma is watching Edith's children debate which flower makes a better crown, and Edith is watching her queen for signs of sadness.

[send me a title, get a made-up fic!]

[author-morgan]

🔥 + Gold with Halfdan the Black

Halfdan and Björn Ironside return from the Mediterranean with riches to spare after their pursuits following the dispersal of the Great Heathen Army on English soil. They bring spices and odd fruits and supple fabrics with craftsmanship, unlike anything you’ve ever seen produced by northern needles and looms. But most surprising is the treasures Halfdan reveals in private. Necklaces of gold and rings of silver and iron adorned with blue, red, and green stones. Jewels fit for kings and their jarls but not for a simple seamstress married to the brother of a king. Halfdan drapes one of the gold necklaces over your head, watching the ruby pendant nestle between your breasts. You can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all, and though Halfdan shares in your laughter, he is quick to quiet you with a kiss before taking you to bed.

[send me a 🔥 and a character name and/or prompt word and I’ll write a spicy headcanon]

[encomium-emmae]

Tag Nine People You Want To Get To Know Better

I was tagged by @bitchofdarkness — mille grazie!

favorite color: red

currently reading: The Poppy War by R. F. Kuang and American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road by Nick Bilton

last song: “Peng! 33” by Stereolab

last series: Miss Scarlet and the Duke (and currently working my way through The Sandman)

last movie: honestly, I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie

sweet/spicy/savory: can I cheat and say sweet and savory?

currently working on: I posted my WIPs the other day, so let’s just go with that... :)

Tagging @naps4bats, @shelivesinhermind, @ladyyennefer, @sweetrupturedlight, @starship-squidlet, @rosie-cotton, @faithfire, @viking-hel, @junojelli, and @chelebelleslair (but, as always, no pressure!).

[quantumlocked310]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖

@vikingstrash Thank you!!! <3 Below are my recs!

1. Cruor and Conquests - Bloody!Hvitserk x F!Reader (NSFW - 3,030w) [Complete]

I was inspired by this post about seeing men with blood on their faces. BONUS! Moodboard at the end too.

Click the Tumblr link to see the Moodboard!

Summary: You and your love, Hvitserk, rejoice together in the throws of passion after a gory and glorious battle.

Warnings: description of battle, blood, SMUT, viking inaccuracies, NSFW, established relationship

On Tumblr. On AO3.

2. The Little Match Girl Inspired Moodboard & Fic for @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie 500 Followers Celebration

Summon Up Remembrance  - Vikings: Hvitserk P.O.V. [Teen - 1,300w]

On Tumblr. On AO3.

3. Quote Inspired Moodboard for @emilyhufflepufftlk 100 Followers Celebration

My Dearest Eliza, - Bridgerton: Anthony Bridgerton x Jazz Musician!OFC Moodboard + Drabble

4. The Wrath of Thor and the Beauty of Freya - Hvitserk x F!Reader (T - 3,147w) [Complete]

Requested by @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie who asked for fluffy Hvitserk comforting Reader from a scary thunderstorm.

Click the Tumblr link to see the Moodboard!

Summary: As children, you and Hvitserk didn’t get along. But after reconciling as young adults he’s now your closest confidant. What happens when he sees you at your most vulnerable? Will your fresh friendship be irrevocably changed? For better, or for worse?

Warnings: parental death, traumatic experience relating to storms & thunder, descriptions of violence, heavy petting, tooth rotting fluff, random friend OFC

On Tumblr. On AO3.

5. Wild in You - Modern!Ivar x Nurse F!Reader (NSFW - 4,000w) [Complete]

@alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom requested “a modern Ivar and a nurse as friends with benefits”

Click the Tumblr link to see the Moodboard!

Summary: It’s just smut. Pure kinky smut with zero plot. Reader and Ivar blowing off steam from Med School onward.

Warnings: SMUT, 18+, NSFW, under negotiated kink, mutual masturbation, d/s, orgasm denial, public sex, playing fast and loose with the medical field/medical school

Part 1 On Tumblr.

Part 2 on Tumblr.

Full Fic on AO3.

[serasvictoria]

Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list five things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications. 💛💛💛

And here’s a different take…

1. This bitch…

2. This bitch…

3. This bitch…

4. This bitch…

5. And this bitch…

[churkey]

You are such a wonderful person for posting all those Hoechlin gifs. Bless you! 💖

You’re welcome!

Gonna post some more just for you!

[imagine-sterek]

Is it okay to reblog one of your posts with a short fic underneath? (It's the one with the puppy and the collar)

Absolutely! :)

[finduilasclln]

For a second there I thought something was wrong, because you hadn't reblogged Chris Evans jumping in a pool for a while. But there he goes again in all his tatted glory! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love that that is the marker for which you go... omg is something wrong? XD 

I think I put him a few more times in my queue. LOL. I just can’t help it, when I see certain posts on my dash, I have to reblog. No matter how many times I’ve done so. Cevans jumping the pool is one. Tom Holland lip syncing Umbrella is another. Any Sebastian with long hair really. The list goes on. Some posts you just can’t pass up. XD 

Seriously though, Chris Evans jumping in that pool. How is that clip even real? How is HIS BODY REAL? Like, he’s not even filming anything, is he? Yet he’s still sooooo in shape?? And the tats. Oh, the tats. I have a weakness, I cannot hide it. I’m in love with his silly, random, scattered all over his torso tats. I love that he seems to get that on a whim almost. He likes it, he gets it. I’ve been trying to decide on my second tattoo for ages and he just does whatever he wants in the moment, it seems. Gotta admire that. I pretty much admire everything about him, really. *hearteyes* 

Now I’m curious. What are you guys’ “forever reblog” posts? Things that you see on your dash and HAVE to reblog? Send me an ask to let me know!