Jun 6
so wheein has this song called bite me and yeah so wheein has this song called bite me and im!!! wheein bite me!!! is a song by wheein and it's called bite me and she says just bite me 😭
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so wheein has this song called bite me and yeah so wheein has this song called bite me and im!!! wheein bite me!!! is a song by wheein and it's called bite me and she says just bite me 😭
actually no, fuck you, I CAN MAKE THIS WORK NOW.
she.... wants to be my succubus.... my... very own succubus... im luv ..
Help me pay my rent by buying books!
I have one single solitary copy of Smut Peddler 2012, and this is pretty much the last place you can get it! I also have several copies of Smut Peddler 2014!
Due to some shenanigans that are nobody’s fault, I’m unable to get paid for the books that I was depending on for this month’s rent. I’ve got a few other options! I could beg my landlord/roommate for succor! I could not eat for the month of September... I could pray that one of those money cat/dog/snek memes actually works? Or I could clear out this mess of smut books from my house! I can have space AND money AND food!!
So head over to Storenvy, and try to be the only one to purchase a copy of the OUT OF PRINT, RARE, Smut Peddler 2012. Or the other one which you should also get cos I’m in both of them and I’m great. (Also some actually famous and super talented artists are in there. I just wrote a thing tbh.)
But Abby, you say, I already have both Smut Peddlers and I am a great fan of the pornographies you wrote in there. You know, “Thistle Bed” from 2012, and “Complete” from 2014, the stories that you wrote which were charming and beloved by all.
I know, theoretical fan, but if you still wanna help me out, how about you head on over to Paypal and toss me a couple bucks?
BOTTOM LINE
I am poor and hungry, you want pornography. Let’s solve this problem together, by heading over to my Storenvy and buying some books!
Or hit up my paypal and send me money for being such a gentle and sweet soul.
*making a scene outside of the book store*
James: For god sakes Bailey, just listen to me!
Bailey: *glaring at him* You need to go. Before I murder you right in front of everyone.
even my mum said I wouldn't suit short hair and wouldn't allow me to hav it so there's that
((♫ FROM ELANYE~))
Oh, Fiona - Adventure Time, Neil Patrick Harris
Oh, oh, Fiona,Your fist, has touched my heart