Feb 4
guys they have confiscated all my vices. I'm turning into a saint against my will.
#for context:#i currently have about 3 poorly healed holes in my mouth#from extracted teeth and a sewn off spicule#and like. something else stomach-related but that's kinda fine it's kinda okay i'll live#but through all of that combined i can't:#smoke#drink coffee or alcohol#eat spicy or acidic foods#bite my nails#consume heavy painkillers#or have any kind of sex that requires the use of my mouth#which is all kinds of sex if you're gay and a good person#/j#slouch???? i cant even fucking slouch really#so what do i fucking do?????#im about to grow out a halo#i feel the purification process turning my dna#Ito the Vituous#this is pure torture#yaplord ito yaps
