flying turkeys

hellooo, i'm Kristen and i like space, most living things and puns

[yesterdaysprint]

Baby cat photographed by Alton Blackington, Massachusetts, ca. 1930

[normal-horoscopes]

[gelsoup]

He had a nice time : )

[chiefmauskateer]

[jotun-philosopher]

Neil Gaiman: “I was grateful for the comma”

[gaslightgallows]

[snorts coffee grammatically]

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[obesitysherpa]

This needs to be the universal standard

[ghoulfacts]

pride flag for me as i kick the shit out of peoples trashcans

[dankmemeuniversity]

[despazito]

[3blush]

[gabieplease]

I’m tryna channel this energy

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

[toastbutteregg]

NAKED GRANDMA

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[sadtaterchip]

I could literally watch this for 60 years

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[excima]

@tomfordvelvetorchid

[homo-ousios]

turn the sound on for the love of god

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[togeqi]

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

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[decembersoul]

[sleenie]

[blackarachnya]