#bite sized smut

[asaintbyanyothername]

The only thing I love more than inspections are inspections that go off the fucking rails, gradually deteriorating and becoming more lewd until you can't even pretend they're inspections anymore, but you have to hold still and keep complying anyway because, really, an inspection is whatever I say it is and this is all for your own good and you need to stop wiggling and I said to hold still, goddammit -

[lepus-arcticus]

50 words. Public place. Fully clothed.

Underneath the tablecloth, he’s got her dress hiked, clit between two fingers. Flushed cheeks, controlled breath. What a good little poker face she has. Beautiful. She takes another sip of wine, and then gasps, chokes, quietly comes.  

He slides his fingers out and sucks them clean. “Now, where were we?”

[asaintbyanyothername]

Classic yet lowkey abusive "teen smokes a cigarette, parent catches them and makes them smoke a whole pack" approach - but instead of cigarettes, its your whole toy chest. What? You wanted to play with your sleeves and rings and vibes and whatnot, didn't you? Go ahead. Get them all out and let's play. Oh, that's too much? It'll be overwhelming? It'll hurt after a while and stop feeling so good? Guess you should have thought of that before, huh? If you can't be responsible, I'll have to make you take responsibility. That's what a good parent does.

[asaintbyanyothername]

✨couple goals✨but it's just the two of us tagteaming the cute babysitter we lured into our home under the pretense of looking after the child we don't have

[asaintbyanyothername]

thinking on all the ways i might be lead to a secondary location and i keep coming back to the one that's foolproof: if i need to get out of a social gathering and can't come up with a way to vanish myself or gracefully exit, and you offer me that exit? i'm fucking taking it. it's the perfect crime! i wanted to leave, sure i'll get in your car! our cover story is that we're heading ... wait, where are we going again? .... oh well just drop me off at ... wait, that was my exit! where are we going?? and why do you have so much rope in your backseat??

[asaintbyanyothername]

overstim where i say plz stop my pussy is too sensitive and they dad-joke me about it like "i'll try not to hurt its feelings then"

[asaintbyanyothername]

The things we find sexy are legitimately so funny sometimes, especially when it comes to men and masc types specifically. A lot of dudes have no idea what makes a girl's engine really purr (because they get their info from other dudes or porn or whatever) and will try to reduce it to some tiresome "6pack, 6 figures, 6 inches" type beat which, yeah, I'm not going to say that's not interesting or desirable. But it doesn't do as much as, say, finding out you can like shoot a bow and arrow. Like if I find out you're into archery? Better yet, if I see you shoot an arrow and hit a target? I'm eating your entire asshole. Like the whole fuckin thing. I'm not waiting till we get home, either. I'm not exhibitionist, but imma make you show hole right there, bow still in hand. Not even remotely negotiable, I'm diving face-deep into your taint right there at the renfaire. Toot it up nice and high for me Legolas i'm bouta eat that -

[asaintbyanyothername]

ayyo somno's all fun and games until the sleep paralysis demon wants to hit, too 😨