Anyway Jade and mono probably shouldn’t be dating but no one can get seriously hurt here so I’ll let them be. They’re probably okay. And mono fucking “confessed” out of the blue
He was like ‘hey moon I think Jade has a crush on me’ and I said ‘okay sure’ and he went ‘yes I knew it! Okay I gotta strike while the iron is hot’ and went right for it AND HE SPUN IT AS JADE OBVIOUSLY HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM AND HIM DOING JADE A FAVOR BY LETTING KADE DATE HIM
And Jade was just like ‘okay sure :]’ but that. Thats just perfect for mono. Prideful fucker
MEANWHILE MALACHITE WALLOWING IN MISERY BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO ASK EMERALD OUT WHEN HE DID AND THEY ALL GOT REJECTED:















