So if y'all see that, that's her

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So if y'all see that, that's her
People view mpreg all wrong and only I'm right about this
They fall into the extremes of finding it purely comical because "only women get pregnant! Don't look at a seahorse," and the other indulges too deep in the inherent imagination it requires 'realistically'...
Like, yeah, a biological man ain't got the parts to grow a baby. But the whole point of the mpreg is subverting the usual, but people can't seem to find the balance between accepting the comical aspect of it while disarming themselves of not taking it seriously at all.
I CCAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS FUCKING PATHETIC THING
THE FETUS FLOATING AND FLYING CASTING THUNDERSTORM ON YO ASS WHY IS IT LIKE THAT I LOVE ITSM
Can ssomeone please get Krypta, anytime we are on call, to stop yelling about how pregnant and a twink my nearly 60 year old father is. He's bald. I keep shouting shut the fuck up seemingly into the air when she does that. And my father knows nothing about it, because I wear headphones all the time, and he doesn't understand, because we speak in English, from which my father knows, like, three words
For context Krypta once had a dream where my father turned into a dragon and gave birth. I am horrified
I will kill her. It's over. She's gone tomorrow.
Hallelujah for my anti-psychotics they keep my psychosis at bay but also I just accidentally fell asleep while texting a friend
Guys Krypta is going to try to impersonate me forever on this site just know she doesn't know how to use tags or to copy paste the em dash