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She/Her | 27 | USA | Autochorissexual (Form of asexuality, look it up if you'd like!) ~ I'm a massive mess. Uta no Prince Sama is my emotional support otome. Yes I play League. Sadly. bitty-bytes is my selfship blog!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[mon3trs]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

[just-rhys-things]

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[swooood-dooooood]

never forget arceus steel

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[hungwy]

No one else likes it but I like it enough that it doesn't matter

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

[xueyangapologist]

[sudaca-swag]

[sudaca-swag]

Visas being denied to players and their families

Forbidding the iranian team coaches from entering the country and forcing them to direct the game from MEXICO through a tv

Players from non european countries being stopped and searched like criminals with dogs

Deporting african referees just because of their nationality

Forbidding interviews from being spoken i'm languages other than English and forbidding journalists and players from speaking their native languages

And all this just in the first week....

[northirish]

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

[racheldrawsthis]

like a chicken with its head cut off

[childhoodnostalgias]

POV: it's the last day at school before winter break in the early 2000s

[crappyhomemadegifs]

I was watching Top Cat, and they dubbed in a laugh track instead of Choo Choo’s laugh what the christ.

[nise3kawan]

[hotvampireadjacent]

tsuchinoko real

[rainesage]

tsuchinoko real

[oppa-homeless-style]

tsuchinoko real

[trans-ralsei]