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look at that gorgeous fucking nerd 😭 I want to be her
$20 says they filmed the I do's for Winona's personal collection

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The Happiest Beetlebabe That Ever Babed
look at that gorgeous fucking nerd 😭 I want to be her
$20 says they filmed the I do's for Winona's personal collection
Edwige Fenech
Just 2 couples on a date!
The way Benz look at Garfield....i'm dead
Garfield is going through it
Pupu is hungry, please feed the puppy
Me too Pavel, me too
Nipples !!!!
Now this look good.....
Nipple bread, filled with white cream....i'm pretty sure they is a fic out there involving Kenta, Kentas boobies and milk......
Are you two okay?
Awww cute
these two divas
Beetlejuice stuff i got (yes even more im starting a shrine)
ALSO 5 BELOW HAS BEETLEJUICE POSTERS FOR XMAS APPARENTLY SO RUN AND GET THEM
(Yes I did but a poster and t shirt was from hot topic!)
(Y/N): -takes a deep breath in- Mayday, when I said I’m okay with pyrotechnics. I was thinking of show fire or fireworks. NOT LIGHTING YOURSELF ON FIRE! Mayday: But it would be so cool, I’ll be like a mini Kul Fyra (Y/N): For like 3 seconds before being turn into crunchy bacon Zuke: Mayday I think you ought to listen to them, it’s pretty dangerous Mayday: Noooooo not you too Zuke
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Theory
Lydia is an unreliable narrator. Winona Ryder's personal headcanon that Lydia is a spinster by choice waiting in that attic is true. The film begins with her in the window in the house on the hill before blipping her over to New York suspiciously, and ends with her presumably in that same room. Astrid and Rory and Richard aren't real. The events of the film are all Betelgeuse indulging his wife's desire for a child, something he can't give her.
But he's sick and has to make his jokes, so he makes sure to remind her at the end with grandbabyjuice that her desire for a normal life is misguided and ridiculous, and she's stuck with him. Till death do we part, babes.
Cliche? Absolutely. Is that BJ's brand? Absolutely. The more I think about it, the more this is the most valid interpretation of the plot.
No one:
Me and My Friends: This is a commentary on Hays Code era censorship when married couples weren't allowed to share beds.