#black lizard bsd

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Black Lizard + Higuchi, Chuuya, & Akutagawa 'headcanons' because I did the Hunting Dogs and so I felt like I should do Tachihara's fam², again these aren't really headcanons I'm just pretending cause canon can suck my-:

Hirotsu was once offered the Executive position, but he turned it down.(Mori was drunk)

Gin bakes, but doesn't cook, while on the other hand Tachihara cooks but doesn't bake, which is so confusing to Higuchi & Hirotsu, both of whom can do both(Higuchi: it's not that hard??? Tachihara: I just never learned how! My not-dad always just bought me treats idk. Gin: Ryuunosuke cooks for us so I just don't. Hirotsu: oh my god.*disappointed dad noises*). Akutagawa cooks for him and Gin because I want him to.

Higuchi spends a lot of her money on her little sister, and is genuinely a really good older sister.

Tachihara talks about the hunting dogs to the others, but like he talks about them like they were members of his former gang.(This happened because Higuchi asked him who taught him how to cook and he paused for like a minute then hesitantly was like 'uh gang-' he then swore at himself for like an hour but that's unrelated.)

Near the beginning of Gin knowing Tachihara, she would go home and complain about him to Akutagawa, to which he was like "you could just kill him???" And she was like, "ryuu no. 💀 He's still a member of the mafia geez, he's just super annoying." "😒, I could kill him." "Stop it. 😐" "🤘"

Hirotsu has to constantly tell Tachihara to fucking stop questioning Mori. He figures it's just because Tachihara is just treating to mafia like his gang(which he(tachi)'s pretending to do), but it's still annoying.

Tachihara deliberately tries to be as annoying as possible. He stopped doing that to Akutagawa after a minor murder attempt. Gin almost died trying to hold in a laugh, and Hirotsu went *disappointed dad noises.*(This was pointed at both Tachi and Aku)

No one knows Tachihara dyes his hair, they don't really think about it ofc and they just don't ask. They assume that he's a natural ginger, which he's not.

Tachihara was a whole ass hair routine so that his hair doesn't die while he continually dyes it over and over again. Higuchi takes very good care of her hair, Gin washes her hair ever other week. And Hirotsu is Hirotsu. Old men wake up with perfect hair or something.

Tachihara lives above Chuuya, also Chuuya taught Tachihara how to ride a motorcycle.(transginger & transgender duo ah core)

shit don't have any more rn ahshhhw dim bored so this is what yalls getting.

[cinnamncornflakes]

tachihara i miss you

gin i miss you

hirotsu i miss you

[karmicpunishment]

my version of a greek chorus

[tachiharastanacc]

Some of my favorite tachis from the new wan chapter!

[nolongerhitori]

Guys I think the Black Lizard Investigation Team has been formed

[glitterkuromi]

gin: fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color

tachihara: starfruit?

gin:

gin: are you dumb

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My favourite Black Lizard moment is when Tachihara goes "Hey old man, do you think I'm fit for the mafia?"

And then Gin and Hirotsu look at eachother, and laugh. Hirotsu then says that it's a silly question because of course Tachihara belongs in the mafia, he's a "mafia among the mafia."

Hirotsu then lists three of Tachihara's traits, "passion, bravery, recklessness," and says that they are all but a mafioso traits. And Gin, doesn't disagree. They don't really say anything about it but it's so so cute.

While it probably was pretty mean of them to laugh at him, it was what he needed. I especially love the words Hirotsu uses to describe Tachihara to Tachihara. Because in both of the HD and the PM he's passionate and brave. I feel like he's more reckless with the PM, I still love it.

I love their relationship so much. I adore how close they've gotten, Tachihara choosing them over the HD. Which is kind of what he was doing. He was picking Hirotsu and Gin(+Higuchi & Aku) over the HDs.

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I think it would be funny is Higuchi wasn't at work the day after the Agency was framed, like she had the day off because of reasons, like it was a birthday or anniversary or something, so she was spending the day with her sister, and then she comes back into work the next day and;

Tachihara has gone missing, Gin and Hirotsu are in the medical bay, Akutagawa has also gone missing, and the Agency has been framed.(I imagine Mori calls her into his office and just relays all this too her and she's just like "what the fuck.")

I also think it would be funny if she's going to visit Gin and Hirotsu and she just sees Tachihara leaving and she's like, "Bitch where are you going??? And where have you been??" And then Tachihara just deadass leaves.

Then a couple days later Tachihara comes back then a few days after that, Akutagawa dies then like 24ish hours later Vampire.

Then she wakes up in the medical bay or something mostly fine and like several days have passed.(I think that the rest of the black lizard were just in the medical bay or something while the funeral was happening. I just don't want them dead- 😭)