black lizard more like sleepy lizard
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black lizard more like sleepy lizard
BSD Ladies Week, day 2: Higuchi Ichiyou + "You did this... for me?"
Ppl don't talk enough about this scene, but it's one of my favorites ever. This moment made me love Higuchi and the Black Lizard.
I know she's often treated as comic relief, but I still like her a lot. I really hope we get to see her happy someday.
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wait so does that mean before Dazai became an executive he was part of the “Black Lizard” before it was the Black Lizard?!
i wonder if Chuuya was part of it too, and that’s why they weren’t officially promoted to being a duo (soukoku) until after the DHC…
like what if the Black Lizard used to be Hirotsu, Dazai, & Chuuya (maybe other people too) before it was Hirotsu, Tachihara, & Gin??
…someone save Hirotsu
tje acrobym for black lizard is bl
Black Lizard + Higuchi, Chuuya, & Akutagawa 'headcanons' because I did the Hunting Dogs and so I felt like I should do Tachihara's fam², again these aren't really headcanons I'm just pretending cause canon can suck my-:
Hirotsu was once offered the Executive position, but he turned it down.(Mori was drunk)
Gin bakes, but doesn't cook, while on the other hand Tachihara cooks but doesn't bake, which is so confusing to Higuchi & Hirotsu, both of whom can do both(Higuchi: it's not that hard??? Tachihara: I just never learned how! My not-dad always just bought me treats idk. Gin: Ryuunosuke cooks for us so I just don't. Hirotsu: oh my god.*disappointed dad noises*). Akutagawa cooks for him and Gin because I want him to.
Higuchi spends a lot of her money on her little sister, and is genuinely a really good older sister.
Tachihara talks about the hunting dogs to the others, but like he talks about them like they were members of his former gang.(This happened because Higuchi asked him who taught him how to cook and he paused for like a minute then hesitantly was like 'uh gang-' he then swore at himself for like an hour but that's unrelated.)
Near the beginning of Gin knowing Tachihara, she would go home and complain about him to Akutagawa, to which he was like "you could just kill him???" And she was like, "ryuu no. 💀 He's still a member of the mafia geez, he's just super annoying." "😒, I could kill him." "Stop it. 😐" "🤘"
Hirotsu has to constantly tell Tachihara to fucking stop questioning Mori. He figures it's just because Tachihara is just treating to mafia like his gang(which he(tachi)'s pretending to do), but it's still annoying.
Tachihara deliberately tries to be as annoying as possible. He stopped doing that to Akutagawa after a minor murder attempt. Gin almost died trying to hold in a laugh, and Hirotsu went *disappointed dad noises.*(This was pointed at both Tachi and Aku)
No one knows Tachihara dyes his hair, they don't really think about it ofc and they just don't ask. They assume that he's a natural ginger, which he's not.
Tachihara was a whole ass hair routine so that his hair doesn't die while he continually dyes it over and over again. Higuchi takes very good care of her hair, Gin washes her hair ever other week. And Hirotsu is Hirotsu. Old men wake up with perfect hair or something.
Tachihara lives above Chuuya, also Chuuya taught Tachihara how to ride a motorcycle.(transginger & transgender duo ah core)
shit don't have any more rn ahshhhw dim bored so this is what yalls getting.
Tachihara: Hey guys sorry I’m a lil late.
Hirotsu: You’re late by an hour.
Tachihara: Oh…shit well you know I was busy playing my role as a spy so.
Gin: Why are you shaking?
Tachihara: I’m not.
Higuchi: Liar.
Tachihara: I am not. Anyway what’s this new mission about?
Hirotsu: There’s something off about you today.
Tachihara: You must be imagining things gramps I’m all good.
Akutagawa: Then I guess you have no problem telling us exactly what happened with you and the Hunting Dogs.
Tachihara: Oh that? It’s a bunch of boring government shit nothing you guys need to bother yourselves with.
Hirotsu: Tachihara.
Tachihara: It’s also highly confidential and I can only tell the boss.
Higuchi: So it was something important than?
Tachihara: I mean…
Akutagawa: We could call the boss and ask him I’m sure he’ll be more than fourth coming if it’s something important.
Tachihara: Ah! No,no! There’s no need to bother him! It’s fine I just had a lil examination.
Gin: Examination?.
Tachihara: Oh you know it was just an examination of my processes and whether or not I’ve improved as a solider they do it one or twice a year.
Higuchi: And have you improved?
Tachihara: Not enough, anyway the information is-
Hirotsu: You didn’t?
Tachihara: I didn’t please them no…so the information
Akutagawa: What do they do when you don’t please them?
Tachihara: Just a long conversation big bro. It’s really boring. they tell me how to improve, what I didn’t it’s just really boring deep analysis.
Gin: You wanna pull up your shirt?
Tachihara: Gin please we’re not like that.
Gin: I just thought you’d want to show someone those bruises.
Tachihara: There’s no bruises
Hirotsu: Tachihara
Tachihara:…They’re not sloppy like that
-He stumbles and Akutagawa catches him-
Akutagawa: Higuchi! Alert the infirmary that we’ll be on our way.
Higuchi: Way ahead of you they’re already waiting for us.
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"If you stab him, I won’t blame you"