#blair witch

[marril96]

Valorie Curry as Talia in Blair Witch (2016)

[marril96]

Valorie Curry as Talia in Blair Witch (2016)

[ironically-asexual]

Does it have canonically queer characters? The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Yes

No

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Is it hostile to queer people?

Yes

No

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Is there an extremely popular queer ship or headcanon in the fandom?

Yes

No

Too early to call (there probably will be)

Too early to call (there may be)

Too early to call (there probably won’t be)

If there was a fandom for this work there would be but there isn't

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Additional Notes:

N/A

IF I'M WRONG PLEASE CORRECT ME THESE POSTS ARE MEANT TO BE TOOLS TO NEW VIEWERS

[blitzmonarchxoxo]

Honestly, I feel like I’m the only one who liked the 2016 Blair Witch. I know the 2016 one got a lot of criticism but I enjoyed it. Blair witch are my comfort movies. I’m REALLY excited to see the new one. ❤️

[thanosthedadtitan]

(faint 70s pop music off in the distance)

[laminatorman]

my dad: hey can I come on your walk with you

me (irritated bc i like my daily walk alone with music): yea sure

*a few mins later*

me: why tf you taking so long

my dad: IM GETTING US SOME WALKING SWEETS

*on the walk*

my dad: STOP RUNNING AWAY! WAIT FOR ME!

*me literally walking at a slow-moderate pace*

*later*

my dad: are we nearly there yet

me: no.

*on the way back*

my dad: hey where does this way go

me: idk

my dad (knowing full well its a shortcut home from when we walked along here when I was small): lets go see

*we get home*

my dad: my legs ache :(

me: do you want to come again tomorrow

my dad: fuck no

*victory, I have won and can walk, say hi to cats and make rock piles and stick children hanging from trees in peace*

[violetlastname]

just watched the blair witch project for the first time :3

[samuellisadouchebag]

Do yall think you could survive the Blair witch imo if I was in that forest no, but the easiest way to avoid it, is to not go into the forest

Og and 2016