Requested by Anon: Hii can you do affectionate S/o x Szayelaporro headcannons please :)))
A/N: perv.
at first he's mad confused on what the fuck are you doing being so weirdly close to him and always try to find a way to touch him and talk to him and just repeatedly saying 'luv u' to him.
he's really not used to this much affections since he's an arrancar and a lot of people feared him since..in his lab a lot of screams usually came through his lab.
everybody fear him except you. even as a lover he still think you should fear him more since he's quite..not quite, he's a psychopath and have a sadistic tendency.
at first he don't really know what to do but to try and pry you off of him since he wasn't so..comfortable in the position you sometimes put him in, and sometimes he's just busy and needed to do more experiment so he can be the perfect Arrancar.
but usually if he have nothing to do (which is quite rare) and is free he'll let you do what you want with him.
he slowly getting used to you being affectionate and thought of something. yep he's going to started to use you being so affectionate as a chance to learn more about your physical body.
he's a fucking pervert and a creep for fuck sake.
overall he don't really mind you but at the same time he mind you for being so affectionate.
but eh is whatever to him really, if you don't bother him while he's experimenting is all good.
Requested by Anon: Hii can you do romantic dating Headcanons for Szayelaporro please :)
A/N: more request for my pretty boy szayel (still love yylfordt more than u tho)
he will sometimes tell you that you should be grateful he's dating a fragile human like you. even though he knows damn well he's more scared than anything to lose someone as loving as you. if you ever died he will make a clone of you for himself
he treat you quite well specifically when he's feeding you. he know a thing or two about human food so I think he can make them or buy them. he'll probably buy you some healthy fruits and food because he wanted you to be very healthy.
he times to times make lewd and disturbing comments about you.
he always said he thinks of you and him relationship as a research and experiment even though he actually love you.
he will try and do a lot of research on what humans like you like.
he probably stalk you to know more about you. more deeper about you and is to keep you safe
I think you know but he won't like it if you dare to came into his lab and ruin his stuff or even touch anything in his lab.
he loves you he just don't wanted to admit it too much. is new for him and he don't like feeling this soft and vulnerable to some human.
Requested by Anon: Can you do valentines headcanons for Szayelaporro please :)
A/N: have fun peeps <333
he never know what is Valentine until you mention it.
you explain to him what is Valentine.
he got really intrigued with the concept of Valentine. he was already intrigued with the concept of love. and now there's a love day? yep he's interested in Valentine.
he will asked you of so many questions about Valentine, like what do people usually do on Valentine and why does it exist and..a lot.
he will probably go to the world of the living just to steal some valentine stuff just for you.
well he do got a card. a Valentine card for you..just so you know..he will probably write something creepy and lewd in that card.
he'll give you roses too. but is quite a random colored roses..and one of them is yellow
(p.s. yellow rose meaning is friendship)
please forgive him he don't know
maybe he'll give you some..chocolates..like all the kind of chocolate.
he will try harder next year since he just knew about this holiday so called Valentine.
he will be more prepared about this and more better than..this year at least.
Pairing: Szayelaporro Granz x G/N Human reader, Yylfordt Granz x G/N Human reader
Genre: Fluff, Headcanons, Familia, Modern au.
CW: None
Requested by anon: Hii,Can you do headcannons For Yylfordt and Szayelaporro with another younger sibling please 😌
A/N: MORE OF THE PRETTY BOIS HCS LES GO
more sibling. MORE SIBLING?!
they don't like this at all.
let's get with Szayelaporro first.
he despise you. he already hate his brother because he's useless and annoying. AND NOW THERE'S ANOTHER USELESS AND ANNOYING SIBLING?! he hates it.
he will like you more if you help him with stuff he wanted help on.
while on the other hand..Yylfordt.
he don't like nor hate you. but he kind of pity you because of how much you get hated and openly hated by his younger brother.
he'll treat you a LITTLE better than Szayelaporro does.
Szayelaporro does not care about you AT ALL. while Yylfordt give a little bit of care to you and he does show it, he'll try and look out for you a lot.
they can be a little mean to you but Szayelaporro it just straight up MEANIE filled with bullshit spitting onto you. while Yylfordt is more on a brutally honest mean.
Szayelaporro will probably tell you to listen to him always and don't listen to his older brother..and he will used you to do bad stuff.
Yylfordt try and stop him tons of times though.
Szayelaporro does not like you at all and he will only like you more than Yylfordt only because you're sometimes helping him with his experiment..but nonetheless he still sees you as an annoyance
while Yylfordt do love and care for you.
in conclusion: Yylfordt is better than Szayelaporro in being a brother.
Requested by anon: Hii can you do what you did for sitting in Aaroniero’s lap but instead for szayelaporro please :)
A/N: GODDAMNIT I TOOK TOO LONG TO DO STUFF NOW I CAN FINALLY WRITE!! HAVE FUN PEEPS
he got interested and confused why did you do this when there's another seat beside him.
"Y/N what is this? why are you doing this? did you not see there's another seat beside me?"
it was an honest question from him. he was very confused.
if you decide to tease him he won't believe you. I mean why the fuck would he when he clearly knows you're teasing him.
he'll probably wrap his arms around you if you keep on doing this. he would take this as a chance to know more about how humans shows affections.
he'll probably ask you what else should he do if you sit on his lap like this. and he'll try everything you say and he will sees if this is good enough for y/n.
he can't really say is he comfortable or not with this but he will be mad if you suddenly sit on him while he's working on some experiment and he will get very mad at you if you accidentally make him failed something that he will yell at you and get you out his lab.
but other than that he won't mind if you sat on his lap while he's not doing anything.
Request: Hii can you do Yylfordt dating headcanons please 🙏🏻(This man needs more love)
A/N: AYYAYAYAYAY more yylfordt love
the time you confessed to him he was. confused. like..why? he feel arrogant, he do. he knows damn well his brother don't have such an amazing s/o like him. he feel like he could flex on him but he knows that he's actually watching him too.
but the more he get to think about it he started to realize..he have no idea how to shove you love and affection in a not so weird way. he wanted to be the best person to you but he can't because he don't know how to properly show the love.
he will probably use 'the triangle device' (phone) to search for how to show you love and affection.
first he might try and giving you gift but..he's an arrancar. he'll probably give you something weird.
the gift started out really nice like flowers. but the more he started to give you more it gets weirder. it's really up to your imagination of what kind of gifts he will give you.
second, he'll try and help you with stuff you needs help with. but you know damn well he will fail a lot of stuff. BUT HE'S TRYING HIS BEST PLEASE-
he would and WILL take you flying to the sky with him. he will literally carrying you bridal style as he explore the skies with you.
he'll probably think once of taking you to Hueco Mundo but the thoughts of losing you genuinely scares him so he will never take you there. so no worries about that!
he will keep telling you everyday that he loves you a lot. he genuinely hate feeling this vulnerable and soft to some human but he can't help but appreciated and love you back. is been never since he got loved and cared for like this. he appreciates you a tons.
Genre: platonic fluff. Modern au (Yylfordt is a high schooler and so are you)
Word count: 721 words
CW: None
Prompt Idea goes to: @youneedsomeprompts
A/N: first time writing. this man needs more content so I'm gonna make one for him
Granz have never go ice skating, not even with his brother Szayelaporro granz. he never really thought of doing it whatsoever. hell he don't even care is when is Christmas or what people usually do for Christmas!
until YOU decide to bought it up. he was surprise honestly..
you and him were just at school at lunch eating together on the same table like usual until you decide to bought up Christmas and said how he and you should both go ice skating.
he just stop eating and stare at you in shock.
" {your name} I never go ice skating? what do you want me to do there?" he ask with a confused look on him. surprisingly you weren't good at ice skating either. so maybe you could teach him to skate and fail miserably together! and so you mention that you're not too good at it too!
and all he said back was just "...I forgot you're too dumb to even learn it" okay Yylfordt the reader is so close to slapping you.
well you and him ended up planning when and which ice skating place to go. luckily enough y'all finally settle on something and chose a place.
both of you decide to go ice skating on weekend in the afternoon.
when is the day Yylfordt was really slow because he was not excited about it at all. HELL he was scared he gonna embarrassed himself in front of others. but since hot chocolate is good for the cold and you gave him that offer he decide. 'why not?' then realize today that other people will be there to watch him embarrassed himself too.
when both of you get into a bus he's literally zoning out and you have to kept calling out to him to get his attention. all he's thinking is how the fuck is he going to avoid embarrassing himself.
anddddd here you guys are! in front of the ice skating place. you grab his hand and drag him into the ice skate. and you did all the stuff for him because he have no IDEA what to do.
and there you are.
teaching him to ice skate.
he swear he's trying his hardest to skate. but he always ended up looking like he's scared to fall under the ice. and his legs is SHAKING whenever you let him go.
"{your name} how do I even properly skate?!-" said Yylfordt. legs shaking in fear due to how scared he is if he fall flat on his face.
you just sigh and kept teaching him common ice skating technique. because you don't even know how to properly skate yourself.
and then one time you let him go and you try to skate yourself. and you ended up falling and drag Yylfordt with you onto the ground
Yylfordt panic and hurt his back with you when you fall down with hm.
he immediately get up so fast and ended up falling back down because he gets up a little too fast and he kept trying to get up but he kept going fast. until he finally realize he have to stop getting up fast and he needs to get up slow and steady.
he just got up and said "{your name} what is this?! why did you drag me down with you!" he said quite angered because of how embarrassing he was. but then you just laugh and apologize. Yylfordt face just turn >:( "what's so funny?! is embarrassing!" you just kept apologizing as Yylfordt reach his hand out to help you up from the ice.
Yylfordt will literally try and make you leave the place already. but you insist and grab his arm to drag him to skate with you. and you surprisingly started to get better at skating while Yylfordt it just trying to drag you back but he can't so he have to go with the water until you finally stop.
god knows how scared he was gonna fall down again.
then when you finish and leave and actually get him some drink and some treat for at least coming with you to ice skate. Yylfordt just look away and mumble "you're welcome..."
and then both of you just go walk somewhere until it started to become more dark and finally goes back to your dorm.
result:
Yylfordt: wasn't having a good time when he's skating but he's a bit happy he did get you to be happy
