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Kyoraku creates a discord server for the Captain meetings
Since the shinigamis have been granted the power of the internet. Head captain Kyoraku decided to create a discord server for the meetings as an experiment because he feels quite too lazy to start a meeting.
1. Soifon
Soifon spamming the server with black cat pictures
Kyoraku: Captain Soifon, please stop sending those cat pictures
Soifon: It’s Yoruichi-sama. *continues spamming*
2. Rukia
Rukia sends her Chappy drawings all the time and gets a lot of reactions and compliments.
Rukia: Look at my masterpiece! *sends Chappy drawing*
Isane: That’s cute drawing *heart emoji*
Byakuya: Keep it up your good work for the clan
Rukia: Nii-sama *starry eyes gif*
Because Soifon still continued spamming black cat pictures, Rukia joined and turned into a spam war and so… they both got kicked out.
3.Mayuri
Mayuri is given the role of admin to take care of all the technical parts of the server.
And since he gets annoyed easily, he basically kicks everyone out, and the owner of the server (head captain) has to add them in again. And in the end he became the only one kicked out of the server.
Kyoraku: Reason for banning Mayuri, because he was being annoying. *reacted with an ok_hand emoji, by Hitsugaya*
Hitsugaya: Finally.
Kyoraku: Another reason is changing our name to something inappropriate
Kyoraku: and kicking everyone out many times for no reason.
4. Byakuya
Byakuya is the one who buys nitro, because he is the richest captain, he would also use his custom emoji all the time. Then he'd buy nitro and give it to his sister Rukia so they can have the best of the best.
5. Hitsugaya
Hitsugaya is not allowed in the NSFW channel. (why is there even a NSFW channel?)
Hitsugaya: Can someone tell me why I do not have access to the NSFW channel?
Jushiro: Sorry, Shiro! I don’t think it’s a good idea giving you access to that channel. It isn’t something you should see at this young age.
Hitsugaya: But… I'm not a little kid!
6. Shinji
Shinji knows everything about the app as he had used before in the human world to flirt with people.
7. Isane
Isane would be too shy to get on vc so she only types, but she gets ignored, because no one ever read the chats
Isane: Does no one know how to read?
Kiyone: No. They are ignoring your text
Kiyone: Don't you know that no one ever read the chat when they are on voice chat.
8. Kenpachi
The only good thing about this is that Kenpachi would actually be there on time because he doesn't get lost. But when he gets into arguments with Mayuri, he ends up smashing the computer thousands of times.
Ikkaku: Captain! Stop breaking our computers! We don’t have enough money to keep buying you new computers!
Kenpachi: Shut up!
Kenpachi: Stop giving me weaklings!
Ikkaku: ...
9. Rose
He would put music on the voice chat very loud, and the others can’t hear his voice over the music
Kira: Captain, please keep your music down, the others can't hear you.
Rose: What? I can't hear you.
Kira: TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC!
Kensei: Or just kick him out
Kyoraku: In conclusion... Let's stop using discord in future meetings. And stop being such idiots.
Kensei: And... he's at it again.
mfw i accidentally become a mob boss because of a huge misunderstanding or something ngl i love this one
this guy can just track you down and confront you in rush hour traffic (yeah she (the drawing) is not the pretties girl at the party but its funny ok hhhh) Oc names: Guestlist and Bleach Drawn: May 2025
Bleach characters react to the return of the anime
So… everyone knows that after 8 years, Bleach anime is finally back. They are finally going to animate the final arc. We all know how we, as Bleach fans reacted to this news. But what about the characters?
This is like a mixture of new anime reactions and the entire arc reaction.
And the author's salty opinion of all.
Ichigo: It's my time to shine again!
Ichigo: It's also time to gain a new power too.
Ichigo: But really I don't get how I am always the one saving everyone's butt.
Ichigo: I mean… the enemy killed the Head Captain and defeated one of the squad 0 Captains.
Ichigo: But me, a 17 year old human, and my human friends somehow ended the war.
Rukia: Ichigo that's called the power of a shounen protagonist.
Rukia: Also, I'd definitely want to see my bankai animated.
Rukia: There should be some special effects.
Rukia: My bankai is absolutely breathtaking.
Hitsugaya: Speaking of bankais, I'm finally going to show off my true potential.
Hitsugaya: But of course being me, Kubo is never going to actually have me finish an enemy.
Hitsugaya: But at least it gives me a taller body?
Hitsugaya: Even though it makes no sense at all.
Rose: The soundtrack\OST better be as good as the others.
Rose: Hopefully the soundtrack is still being produced by the same person.
Hanataro: Guys… I think we should all be careful.
Kenpachi: And why is that?
Orihime: He is right… have you forgotten how the fans reacted to the ending of the manga?
Orihime: Not to mention, the outfit choice he gave me… It's so horrible…
Yoruichi: At least your clothes isn’t some strings barely covering the parts
Rangiku: Fan service. It's fan service.
Renji: You think people will hate on the anime once it comes out because of the ending?
Rukia: Orihime is right, the ship wars have already surfaced on social media
Rukia: Once again…
Karin: Y’all worrying about ships?
Karin: Sure it's toxic and all. But what about all the characters that don't even serve a purpose in the story?
Yuzu: Karin-chan...
Tatsuki: No, Karin is right. We really need more recognition.
Karin: Hopefully we get some fillers where we can get more screen time.
Ichigo: …
Soul king: What even am I?
Ukitake: …
Ukitake: Well… I guess I expected this?
Ukitake: I died without even showing what my bankai is.
Shinji: At least your bankai is not banned. Mine is.
Aizen: My bankai is not revealed either.
Shinji: Shut up, you were powerful even being tied down to that chair.
Aizen: Well, they don't call this version of me chair-sama Aizen for no reason.
Gin: I did miss a lot, I see.
Gin: Oh well it doesn't matter. I was killed so early on in the series so clearly I'm not important.
Gin: Usually important characters don't die so early on.
Ichibe: I don't really get what my purpose in the story is.
Ichibe: I was supposed to be one of the strongest shinigamis in the entire seireitei.
Ichibe: Yet I was so easily defeated.
Yachiru: Your story line makes sense because everyone was supposed to be weak compared to the main character.
Yachiru: My plot line doesn't even make any sense.
Yachiru: I'm a zanpakuto spirit. Yet I have my own zanpakuto that is different from what I'm supposed to be.
Kenpachi: What are ya? Zanpakuto or shinigami?
Yachiru: I don’t know! That’s what I want to know!
Author: Alright guys, enough complaints.
Author: This list is getting too long.
Author: Let’s just all agree that the manga is rushed and the results are not good.
Everyone: Aye
Drunk bleach characters
So… there is an Instagram account called shibuya meltdown or something like that, where people submit photos of drunk people in public. I mean... Bleach characters can get really drunk too right? Apart from Rangiku.
Mayuri: Wakes up in jail because somehow he manages to poison several innocent people
Grimmjow: Wakes up all bruised in an ally
Riruka: Wakes up alone after trapping all the people around her with her fullbring.
Shunsui: Wakes up on the bed with a random woman.
Jushiro: Wakes up on the hospital bed.
Starrk: Wakes up on the middle of the road because he's too lazy to go somewhere else.
Gerard: Wakes up on the top of the remains of a destroyed city.
Gremmy: Wakes up surrounded by bizarre things that he created while he was drunk.
Yoruichi: Wakes up naked.
Giselle: Wakes up in a zombie apocalypse.
Yamamoto: Wakes up right next to a burned down building.
Bambietta: Wakes up naked on a bed next to a dead man, and blood everywhere.
Ulquiorra: Wakes up depressed
Yumichika: Wakes up in a perfect condition, and no one knows how.
Tsukishima: Wakes up to see he’s in many sticky situations because he inserted himself in a lot of people’s memories. What? He’s a father to different pregnant ladies? In debt as well? And is that a huge of gang looks as if they are going to kill him- *faints again*
Soul king: Wakes up to the end of the 3 worlds.
Bleach characters your reaction to Toshiro and Karin found in bed together
For some reason, this type of list is quite popular, and since both admins ship HitsuKarin, we decided to do this for our favorite pair too.
Ichigo: ...
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun please don't do anything stupid.
Ichigo: ...
Ichigo: Wait...
Ichigo: TOSHIRO YOU BASTARD! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER! I'M GOING TO BANKAI YOUR ASS FOR TAKING AWAY MY SISTER'S INNOCENCE.
Karin: A little too late, don't you think? Also, leave Toshiro the fuck alone.
Karin: I was the one who got us in this situation in the first place.
Hitsugaya: And I told you, IT'S CAPTAIN HITSUGAYA.
Ichigo: LIKE HELL, TOSHIRO COME BACK HERE!
Rukia: Ohh so that's why Captain Hitsugaya uses the senkaimon so much nowadays.
Kyoraku: Hohoho, what do we have here? So our little captain finally got laid? Hopefully, now he won't be as upright as before.
Nanao: Head captain stop. This is not appropriate behavior for a captain.
Momo: Don't be like that. Shiro-chan is finally an adult now.
Rangiku: Well I hope he's more relaxed now so he doesn’t yell at me for not doing my paperwork.
Hitsugaya: I wouldn't be yelling at you if you actually did your work, Matsumoto!
Rangiku: Nah, it didn't do a thing.
Yukio: Well, it looks like the heartless captain actually has a heart.
Yukio: Now if I kidnap her, will that make you more powerful?
Karin: Like hell I´ll let you kidnap me.
Yuzu: He's not heartless.
Yuzu: And they are so cute together, aren't they daddy?
Isshin: Indeed, Masaki!!! Our Karin-chan has finally grown up.
Isshin: With my formal 3rd seat Shiro-kun too.
Hitsugaya: Will you people stop calling me that?!
Bazz-B: That little guy got laid before I did?
Bazz-B: But I thought we were the perfect match…
Cang Du: Well… Now they should die together.
Rangiku: Shut up! Don't ruin the moment.
Giselle: He looks a lot sexier zombified.
Giselle: Mmm… Don't forget who is the one who changed his clothes.
Giselle: I saw everything~
Hitsugaya: So… IT WAS YOU!
Hitsugaya: I thought it was the mad scientist Kurotsuchi.
Karin: Alright, alright, whatever but… CAN YOU ALL JUST LEAVE MY ROOM?!
Hitsugaya: Me as well?
Karin: No idiot.
Captains grocery shopping in the human world (toilet paper edition)
It has came to captain´s attention that toilet paper has became a very important item in the human world. So here is how each one of them handle this situation.
Also this is to make fun of the toilet paper meme that has been going on now. Why does people feel the needs to panic buy so much toilet paper?
Yamamoto
He would hit people who are fighting and tell them not to panic buy, then get angry at them.
Sasakime: Sir, how were you able to buy toilet paper?
Yamamoto: I used my zanpakuto.
Sasakime: Did you burn them?
Yamamoto: No, I hit them
SoiFon
While everyone is in the middle of a battle for the last bag of toilet paper, Soifon is too fast for regular humans. So she activates Shunko in the middle of the supermarket, destroying parts of the property.
Omaeda: Captain… you just destroyed 3 shelves.
Soifon: You´ll pay for the repairs. Right?
Omaeda: …
Omaeda: Yes, Captain, but please don’t hurt me.
Yoruichi
She would enter the shop naked to distract the people then get the toilet paper, but her plan backfired when she got arrested for nudity.
Urahara: Yoruichi-san, did you get the toilet paper?
Cat Yoruichi: Nope, sorry, just escaped prison.
Urahara: What did you do?
Cat Yoruichi: My plan was to go in there naked, but apparently it’s illegal to walk around naked.
Gin
He would do anything for Rangiku, even if it means losing his life in the process. He fights bravely for the last bag of toilet paper.
Gin: Izuru-kun, please get this to Ran-chan, I’m counting on ya.
Kira: CAPTAIN! Please don’t die!
Rose
He’s quite indifferent about this entire shopping for the toilet paper thing, why bother when he can just stay in his office reading manga. And when he needs something he could just take them from Kensei.
Kira: Captain, shouldn’t you go shopping?
Rose: It’s fine, there is no need.
Kira: ...
Unohana
She tries not to use her bloodthirst side too much so she tries to stop the fight in a friendly way, but when the people don’t listen to her, she uses her intimidating smile. They all parted away.
Unohana: Hanataro, why were they so scared when I told them to stop fighting?
Hanataro: I-I am not sure Captain.
Unohana: Oh well, at least we got some toilet paper.
Isane
She would be too scared to get close to the people fighting. So she'd wait until everyone calmed down.
Kiyone: Why didn’t you get anything sis?
Isane: There were so many people fighting and I was afraid. When they left, there was no more toilet paper left…
Kiyone: ...
Kiyone: You’re not going shopping next time.
Aizen
Aizen wouldn’t bother with the actual shopping, he uses his zanpakuto to trick people into believing that there is no toilet paper left.
Aizen: Shatter Kyoka Suigetsu!
Aizen: Minions, go get them all.
Aizen: This is all according to my perfect plan.
Shinji
Gets distracted by all the young women in the supermarket and he tries to flirt with them all.
Momo: Captain Hirako, care to explain why you came back empty-handed?
Shinji: …
Momo: You got distracted and started calling everyone your first love, didn’t you?
Shinji: Maybe?
Momo: Captain! You need to stop doing that!
Byakuya
Byakuya is so rich, that he wouldn’t even bother with going shopping himself. He would send his servants to the world of living to do those peasants errands.
Renji: Captain, why didn’t you go shopping like everyone is doing now?
Byakuya: There is no need for me to personally do such activities such as shopping.
Komamura
He wouldn’t be allowed in the shop… need I say more?
Officer: Sir, please you need to take off your um… fursuit before entering the shop.
Komamura: What are you talking about? This is not a fursuit…
Officer: ...
Iba
Gives his all in the fight, but when he is about to grab the bag, Nanao grabs it. So they start a fight, in the end, someone else got it and they both lose.
Iba: This toilet paper is finally mine!
Nanao: Not so fast, this belongs to me, Captain Iba.
Iba: What are you talking about? I touched it first.
Nanao: You are delusional.
Kyoraku
He isn't interested in toilet paper so he goes to the alcohol section instead, leaving the actual shopping to Nanao.
Nanao: Captain, stay away from the alcohol, we came here to buy food, not sake.
Kyoraku: Nanao-chan, don't be mean!
Nanao: Sir, you are the head captain now, you should learn how to behave.
Lisa
She wouldn’t bother buying toilet paper as the only thing she wants are those questionable magazines.
Hiyori: What the hell are you doing? Shouldn't you be shopping?
Lisa: Who needs toilet paper when I can get all this magazine?
Tosen
Since Tosen really care about justice, when he entered the supermarket the only thing he thought to do was to start a monologue about justice, no one is listening to him as they are all too busy fighting for that last bag of toilet paper.
Hisagi: um… Captain?
Tosen: What is it Hisagi?
Hisagi: Captain… nobody was listening…
Tosen: The path to justice...
Kensei
Kensei being quite aggressive in battle doesn't really care about the outcome, as long as he got what he wanted.
Mashiro: Ohh, I see that you got the toilet paper.
Mashiro: How did you get it?
Mashiro: Did you just send the other people flying?
Mashiro: Come on tell me!
Kensei: Shut up!
Isshin
Just being his goofy self, when people saw him cry to the picture of his wife they took pity on him.
Isshin: MASAKI, I'M ABOUT TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR OUR CHILDREN.
Isshin: WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER SOON.
Isshin: I’M SORRY, MY CHILDREN, I CAN'T BE HERE FOR YOU ANYMORE.
Ichigo: I don't know him, I swear.
Hitsugaya
Hitsugaya is tired of being always shoved to the side by the people twice his size. He uses his bankai to grow up a bit.
Hitsugaya: There Matsumoto, the stuff you asked for.
Rangiku: You were even able to get toilet paper?
Rangiku: How? The last time I went there, people were fighting for it.
Hitsugaya: I have my ways. Now go back to work.
Rangiku: Captain… you used your bankai, didn't you?
Hitsugaya: ...
Kenpachi
He would join the fight, because let's admit it, there is no way he will back away from a fight. And so... he forgets his original objective.
Kenpachi: Is that a fight?
Yumichika: It is, but we didn't came today to fight, we need to buy toilet paper.
Yumichika: Captain?
Ikkaku: He didn't hear you. He's already fighting them.
Ikkaku: We need to stop him before he kills those humans.
Urahara
After Yoruichi´s failed attempt to get toilet paper, Urahara thought it was better to send his clones to do the dirty work.
Jinta: Oh my god, how the hell did you get this much stuff in just one shopping trip?
Urahara: I used myself.
Jinta: What?
Urahara: It's nothing.
Mayuri
He tends to have a lot of illegal drugs, and nobody is willing to test them for him, so he thought the human world is the best place to put those drugs in action.
Mayuri: Nemu! Paralyse them.
Nemu: Yes, master Mayuri.
Ukitake
Ukitake would want to go to the human world but couldn't, because he is sick and has to stay in his room instead.
Sentaro: Captain, please, you have to stay put.
Ukitake: But I need to get some new candy for Shiro-chan.
Sentaro: Please don't make me call Captain Unohana.
Ukitake: ...
Ukitake: On second thought, I will stay in my room.
Rukia
Rukia being a bit more familiar with the human world thanks to her constant visits, she learns not to make a huge scene like the rest of the captains. She often watch videos from the human world and she learns how humans fight for toilet paper.
Ichigo: Is she... pulling on that other woman's hair?
Renji: Yeah…
Ichigo: Why is she doing that?
Renji: Well she thought that's the way human fights.
Ichigo: We need to stop her…
Renji: Nah… She will be fine.