#blind conspiracy

[240-dollars-worth-of-pudding]

Coat guy more like cat guy!

*A tomato hits me perfectly between the eyes killing me instantly*

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Wife dropped her blind conspiracy fic at last!! Another celebration is in order!!

So, here’s all my blinded man x conspiracy theorist art!

#33.1 and #47 are direct fanart of the fic, ehehe.

[aut0cann1bal1sm]

Surgical wire or blind conspiracy for the sparkly edits please? 👀👀

YESSIR . beautiful ships btw.. I really hope I guessed right based on the shipnames c: if not, you can request the ship you actually meant I don't mind doing another one :,3

they're so cute!! look at them!! aww aww aww

[meowshroom1230]

Hi, hi!!! Love your work, it’s a joy to read everytime!!!💝💫

I’ve come to humbly ask for some of my rare pairs!!🙂‍↕️🌟

Hmm, maybe blind conspiracy, surgical wire, and the polycule of morbid romantic x coat guy x immortal man?

Omgggg that’s crazy because I love your work as well!

Blinded Man x Conspiracy Theorist: Unfortunately I don’t have a lot to say about them. I’ve never heard of this dynamic before, and for that aspect it fascinates me! But I have a hard time imagining them. I’m sure it could work and makes more sense to someone who sees the vision lol.

I can imagine they both have a lot of natural curiosity. While the Blinded Man’s used to focus on more ‘normal’ interests like math, science, literature, etc the Conspiracy Theorist looks outside the norm to find his answer. Honestly with the traumatic event the Blinded Man experienced he would probably be looking for any answer regardless of its source. Just something that makes sense so that he could put his mind to rest. Having a chat with the theorist could open his mind up to new possibilities. I do think at first he would be skeptical but his desperation for an answer would win out in the end. The Conspiracy Theorist, meanwhile, would love having someone who hears him out and genuinely listens to his theories.

Idk why but I really see them in like a queer platonic light. That’s just me though. Some other headcanons: I think the Conspiracy Theorist would know all the places where braille books are kept so the Blinded Man’s can keep his love of learning. And when the Blinded Man says he doesn’t know braille, because well he wasn’t planning on being blind so soon, they learn how to read it together. The Blinded Man also keeps the Conspiracy Theorist a bit more grounded because the other now has someone in his life to politely challenge and ask questions about his theories. Which honestly only makes them stronger as his arguments get better and he is able to fill more plot holes.

Wireface x Surgeon: OK BEFORE I SAY WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY I WAS IN THE CAMP OF PEOPLE THAT BELIEVED THE SURGEON WAS A BAD GUY AND COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO WIREFACE. Since then I have read the Surgeons current backstory and now believe he never would have done that.

Still I think it’d be really hard for them to start a relationship together with the language barrier and Wirefaces fear of doctors. I can see them being cute together though. If the Surgeon can calm Wireface enough to get his stitches off they could eventually building something. Things that would bother most people don’t bother them at all. Age gap? Wireface has lowkey always into older guys, and the Surgeon is a little guilty but Wireface is insistent enough it goes away quickly. Wirefaces open queerness? The Surgeon is a seasoned doctor he has seen it all, nothing phases him at this point.

There’s something there it just rahhhhhh it’s mot clicking for me for some reason. And I’ve seen OPs art on it too. It’s cute! I just can’t imagine them like interacting past a few short snippets. Like they are an art ship. They look good together and in small scenes but I have a hard time imagining dialogue.

(and i saw one comment that said they look related and while i don’t believe that it icked out my brain enough that it stuck there T-T)

Morbid Romantic x Coat Guy x Immortal Man: Ah yes the Zombiecule /j /j. BEING HONEST NOW YOURE COOKING WITH THIS ONE. The Morbid Romantic dating a visitor at all makes so much sense, LET ALONE 2. Speaking of which having all 3 of them in a ship balance each other out very well.

The Morbid Romantic speaks poetically to the both of them but they both appreciate it in different ways. The Immortal Man returns with his own poems about the other, almost trying to outdo him. They could go on for hours going poem to poem. While the Coat Guy takes all of Morbid Romantics words to heart. He already didn’t have the best confidence so to have someone speak so beautifully about him is very appealing.

The Immortal Man has people who believe in his ideas and even adds onto them. The Morbid Romantic adds how beautiful it would be to spend an eternity shifting and growing with his loved ones. Coat Guy would find immortality frightening at first but if he’s deep into a relationship with the both of them he finds a deep comfort in always having someone to take care of/can care for him as well.

The Coat Guy has people he can be himself with. He gets this filled the quickest by the other two. The Immortal Man is already a visitor himself, he doesn’t care. And Morbid Romantic actually finds him even more attractive because of his hole. He’d have some very poetic shit to say about the way it swirls and draws him in like a vortex or something.

There is a lot you could do with these guys and they’d be absolutely infatuated with each other. They are like capital F Freaks but they’re adorable together. I can even imagine them all taking care of the Immortal Man’s child. Coat Guy definitely has some sort of parental instincts. And while the Morbid Romantic is a bit farther behind on that part he is great at showing he cares and an excellent teacher. God they’re just so hdbdjsbbdjd idk if they’re going to become a ship a frequently think about but they got sooooo much to them.

[localchaosskelton]

Another stupid funny thing I just thought: Gay frogs meme but instead this interaction between Conspiracy Theorist, Homeowner and the Pale Visitor.

Conspiracy theorist: "There erm... seems to be higher than average rates of homosexuality in your house specifically."

"Ok and?" Protagonist literally has bar guys long ass arms wrapped around him.

"Do you have any hypothesis as to the cause?"

"Oh um..." Kisses bar guy for a second. "Proly that pale guy out there"

"Ah! The super visitor!!" Pulls out some of his papers about the pale visitor and begins furiously skimming them. "Are you suggesting visitors have some sort of powerful sexuality and attraction influencing adaptation to make humans more susceptible to their invasion?!"

Before Homeowner can reply. "It all makes sense now!!! They're using some sort of pheromone based biological weaponry to aid in their destruction of humanity. Unless it's inaudible frequencys we only pick up subconsciously?!! How can we begin to combat any of this?! Is this the true nature of a Super Visitor??"

"If the source is him then that doesn't exactly explain the equal female reaction though..." Cat lady cackles in the background and can be seen kissing Cashire girl in the hall way. He gasps in horror as realisation hits him, "UNLESS ITS ACTUALLY ANY VISITOR THAT CAN DO IT?! Oh we are do undoubtedly screwed if thats the case! Half the population being susceptible is one thing but all?? Humans are so weak to baser impulses, we'reall going to get infectedat that rate!!"

The conspiracy theorists rambling is really messing with the vibe so the homeowner manages to stop sucking face to stop his panic.

"No like- I meant the pale guy keeps dumping massive amounts of god knows what into the water supply near my house." The homeowner nonchalantly points to the nearby window. "That's probably the cause."

Camera pans to the window where the pale bastard is currently as we speak pouring "Gay Juice" TM into a water pipe right near the house.

Conspiracy theorist is too stunned to speak so the homeowner shrugs and goes back to making out with bar guy. Pale visitor notices his staring, waves, smiling with evil joy, and continues to pour the barrel.

Broken out of his bamboozlement Conspiracy theorist grabs a paper and smacks it onto the table and begins writing furiously with one of his nerd pens. "The visitors are putting chemicals in the water to turn the fricken house guests gay. We are doomed. I myself am starting to have... feelings toward the charming man without vision. I can only hope my resolve will remain strong enough not to- I am humanities only hope so long as-"

It was too late. The gay water got to him.

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Blind conspiracy,,, ehehehehhe,,, no matter how many blind ships I draw for others, it remains my truth!!

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So! My wife has decided to resign from her posting duties now that I’m less of a scaredy cat about posting, so mainline comic will be moved over here!

We’ll be starting where she left off— if you are ever behind or missing any, there is an A03 archive!

Anyways! A couple of shipping fuel pages, ehehehe!

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I absolutely love how you draw Blinded guy and make him so smug lol

It’s because he thinks being funny makes him charming.💫✨

Thanks so much!!!!💝🌸🌟💝🌸🌟✨