#blind joke

[saum0-0]

'id say i look hot, but i have literally no way of knowing (new for me)' <- imagine in the jdv voice. you know exactly what i mean.

[razzek]

Speaking of jokes, here's my favorite blind joke (heard on Discord):

Two guys are at a urinal and one notices the other is blind.

"Hey man, can I help you?" says the first guy.

"Sure," the blind guy says. "Can you hold my stick?"

The sighted man reaches for the guy's white cane.

"No, the big one."

[mimzy-writing-online]

My best friend’s terrible pun (and the only blind joke from a sighted person that I liked)

Why was the blind person happier than all their sighted loved ones?

Because they were ex-sighted

[nane-anime-art]

Bonus: Blind Toph Joke

Headcannon: Toph would totally like Tony Stark’s personality and think his sarcastic ass is a 10/10. 

[reading-hawkeye]

Daredevil #99, 1973

[rosery-doll]

Ruby: Hey, has anyone seen Zwei?

Fox, petting Zwei: No

[italian-love-cake]

I don't think even V saw his route coming!

[nerdeas]

Blind joke