#razz rambles

[razzberrydazz]

Something something Zoey having a kpop stan shrine to the Sunlight Sisters and to Celine specifically, and having custom photocards and a custom saint prayer candle with Celine's face edited onto the saint like THIS

reason Zoey never let Celine into her room during her trainee pre-debut days: she cannot live down her teen idol seeing a candle of herself and a veritable shrine to her own glory days staring back

[cazzarole-dish]

I like to think I'm funny

[razzberrimango]

you know how sometimes when ur holding for a really long time and are super desperate, you finally pee but then you're already desperate again 20 minutes later? okay so. this scenario but ROADTRIP OMO!

character a already is so embarrassed b saw them so desperate and it was such a close call, they can't ask to pull over AGAIN especially when they just went!

[razzek]

Started writing some cute kinda fluffy stuff about Simon adapting to life on the Invincible II, expecting things to be pretty fun and normal. But no. They have accidentally acquired a feral cat of a man that everyone is stuck inside with. Whoops. XD

[razzmatazzez]

hi im back from the dead with an important question for the masses

who do you root for in a dan vs phil

always dan

always phil

neither

it depends on the game/day/other nuance/im bald

Voting ended onMar 14

[razzzzberry-lemonade]

so fucking addicted to filling up my cunt.... i get so wet just putting my tiny plug in and leaving it there making me nice and full i did i could keep my cunt stretched out and stuffed full forever like a perfect little cocksleeve

[razzleratz]

think you should know we've had a dragon in flight rising for like. two years now and his name is Razzle askjdhakjsdh

here's him (left) and his wife, Bell (right)

his whole shtick is that he's a blacksmith and super fucking uppity about how he's The Best Blacksmith Ever and refuses to train anyone except for his own hatchlings. and sure he's good but he's really not anything special lmao he's just convinced he is and nobody tells him otherwise

(extra fun fact, he's wearing a piece of apparel that's over a decade old and costs the equivalent of 100$USD in premium currency to buy off the secondary market, but we won it in a raffle so now he's blinged out)

his wife meanwhile is four times his size (literally, he is 5.5m long and 477kg while she's 16.1m long and SIX THOUSAND KILOGRAMS) so he is really living the dream. also makes all her armour. she's one of the best guards for our lair and they raise such wonderful kids which is great cause their babies are also just extra pretty

also they're T4T so we got fat transfem rep in our lair rest assured

we've been hyperfixated as fuck and just realized today how funny it is that we have a dragon named Razzle

YOOOOO THIS IS AMAZING!!

You don’t understand man little me was OBSESSED with dragons

THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO COOOL

Wait since I’m a fellow Razzle does that mean I get a massive dragon wife too ??? :,)

[astrophysicist-not-princess]

God I hate the new desktop update.

Where did the notes count go? Why are all the buttons so far apart? Why is there so much empty space?

Also why does the text on the lefthand side seem smaller and more cramped???

The rest of the screen has too much space so why would you do that??

And why the fuck is the follow button different? I liked it much better before where it looked more like a link. Now it's a very awkward looking button because the bubble doesn't even fit properly.

@staff Seriously please go back to the way it was. We aren't bluesky or twitter or anything else. You don't need to "update" the style. I have not seen anyone complain about the old style.

And it's not just a hatred of change, it's a hatred of sameification!! I don't want everything to look the same all the goddamn time, have some self respect for the identity of Tumblr itself. God damn it.