#blitzo headcanon

[cracked-snail]

You adopt a kitten

Characters: Stolas, Blitzo, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli

Blitzo

When you bring it home he won’t like it at first.

He’d say he’s not a cat person.

He’d complain about the cat calling it “prissy” and “needy”

After a week he’d actually fall in love with the kitten but he will pretend he still doesn’t like it.

When the kitten licks him for the first time he’d say it’s gross but he actually thinks it’s adorable.

When the kitten cuddles with him he’d love it but call the kitten clingy without actually moving it.

Stolas

Would immediately love it.

He’d say it’s adorable and so tiny.

He’d try to cuddle with it and give it kisses without listening to its boundaries.

When he gives it treats he’d give it way too much saying it deserves everything.

Whenever the kitten cries and begs for human food when he’s eating he’d give it some.

Asmodeus

He wouldn’t mind the kitten maybe even like it a but he wouldn’t love it at first.

He’d be happy that the kitten makes you happy.

He’d pet it occasionally and let it nap on him.

When the kitten begs for food he’d tell it no and tell you your cat has bad manners.

When the kitten licks him for the first time he’d say it’s gross but actually thinks it’s cute.

It would take him months before he actually loves the kitten.

Fizzarolli

He’d love the kitten before he even sees it.

When he sees it for the first thing he’d gush over how cute and tiny it is.

He’d know not to over feed it treats but would give it treats often.

Would be over the moon when the kitten cuddles with him and falls asleep on him.

Wouldn’t get up unless absolutely necessary when the kittens asleep on him.

He’d buy it cute clothes to dress it up.

[777nekochan-blog]

Random Helluva Boss head cannon is Blitzo is really good at the video game “Dance Dance Revolution”. Like getting a perfect score on the highest difficulty level.

[myafterlifeisbetterthenyours]

Blitzø is the sorta guy that can do the nastiest things imaginable right in public and act like nothing happened.

But if you held his hand and kissed his cheek, he'd become a blushing mess, unable to form a cohesive sentence.

[trashcanfanfics]

Okay but parenting the new baby with Blitzø and Loona being a big sister?!? Btw they make horse onesies for babies.

Oh boi

*Blitz has never taken care of a child before

*He adopted Loona when she was 17 so this is new

*The closest he's gotten to actual children is when he was working at Loo Loo Land

*You have to teach him (or learn with him) how to change a diaper, the proper way to hold a baby, etc.

*You both are doing well, especially with Loona being a surprisingly good babysitter when needed

*He's crying on the kid's first day of preschool, elementary, middle, high, college, everything

*Literally the most supportive

*Loona saves the kid from embarassment most of the time by taking them shopping for clothes or whatever

*She hangs out with them often and they bond over their dad being the way he is

*You can never take them both grocery shopping at the same time

*They both have mastered the puppy eyes and it's getting harder and harder to refuse them

*The kid essentially gets two very loving and supportive parents, and one guard dog of a sister

*Loona has used one of their bullies as a chew toy before and would do it again, she'll never say that out loud tho

[run-im-a-natural-disaster]

Hellava Boss Season Two Spoilers!!!

What if after Blitzo accidentally blows off Fizz's limbs (or whatever he did) and gets kicked out of the circus, Cash Buckzo made him get rid of the 'o' in his name? Because it was a family name and he's no longer a part of their clown family

[cracked-snail]

You come home severely injured

Characters: Stolas & Blitzø

Stolas

Would panic immediately after seeing you, ushering you in to look at your injuries.

He’d rush to get a med kit and be clumsy while doing so.

While tending to your injuries would ask how you got to hurt and would get angry at whoever harmed you.

After he knew your injuries were cleaned and patched he’d call Blitzø to assassinate the person who hurt you.

Blitzø

He’d immediately comment on how awful you look.

Once he realizes you’re seriously hurt he’d look them over before getting a med kit to patch you up.

While tending to your wounds he’d ask about what happened and who did this to you.

He’d be angry at whoever hurt you and plot how to kill them after he’s done tending to you.

[trashcanfanfics]

Can you do headcanons for Blitzø throughout his s/o being pregnant and meeting their spawn?

I love using the word spawn for children, it fits them so well

*Blitz is very protective

*You're not allowed anywhere NEAR the office or portals

*Or strangers

*Just stay in the house

*Loona babysits you when Blitz has to go somewhere

*She won't say it but she's lowkey excited for the baby to arrive

*The thiird trimester is the most stressful because he won't let you do anything

*He takes off work to do everything you need

*When the time comes, he's freaking

*"Babe, my water broke" "What?!"

*Lifting you up so fast and sprinting to the van

*Rip to the other drivers on the road but he's gotta get you to the hospital

*In the delivery room, he's there, holding your hand and cheering you on

*Once the baby comes out and after you hold them, he gets to

*Is in tears and smiling like an idiot

*"Look at my baby!" cue him raising the thing up like Simba

*You're too tired to tell him to never hold the baby like that until they can hold their head up

*Overall very happy and proud

[trashcanfanfics]

Hello! I’d like to ask for some platonic Blitzø meeting/befriending a stablehand reader who takes care of some minor noble’s show horses, if that’s alright!

This is such a cute concept!!

*He met you while visiting one of the nobles with Stolas (why Stolas brought him along is anyone's guess)

*Blitz was hanging around, watching the horses when he saw you taking care of one

*He introduced himself and things hit it off from there

*You helped him learn how to care for and properly ride horses and he brought you neat things from Earth

*He went (snuck in) to some of the horses shows so he could support you while you took care of the horses back stage

*You two had exchanged numbers and talk/text all the time

*Is super excited that he can just visit anytime to see/ride the horses

*The noble never asked because he thought Blitz was another stablehand they forgot about

*You two are besties and basically help each other with everything you can

*Surprisingly a good, wholesome friendship (with some cursing ofc)