Then how do you like the magical mystical horses? Unicorns, Pegasi/Pegasus, Alicorns, Hippocampi/Hippocampus, and Hippogriffs? I'm asking you this cause I might have some things to.. spoil you with.
Unicorns? Stabby forehead diva horsesright yeah Respectable. Pegasi? Sky horses with altitude issues Alicorns? Oh, so we’re just stackin’ now? seriously pick a lane. but still kinda cool Hippocampi? Fish-horse hybrids? That’s just a seahorse on steroids. And hippogriffs? Bird-horse… that’s commitment. That’s a creature that looked at evolution and said, ‘Nah, I can multitask bitch" very respectful so yeah ig I like them as long as they dont judge me.
But spoil me, huh? careful what you promise, sweetheart. I have very expensive taste in magical nonsense. If you’re gonna ‘spoil’ me, it better involve explosions, dramatic entrances, or at least one overly majestic creature I can ride into battle while screaming something inappropriate. And or may just fizz..hes something I can ride so he fits in there
