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Blitzø rp blog!

[blitz-imp]

Hey bitches!

Content Disclaimer!: Blog is PG-13! Blitzø will use strong language, could make (fake) threats of violence, make sexual jokes and/or innuendos. Nothing will be graphically depicted (obviously), but he might reference past experiences, or make jokes about his sexuality. If you don't like it, don't interact. Drama isn't needed. And with that, you're free to block me without reason.

Mod is also 18.

OOC: will be used when the mod is speaking.

DM's are open if you have a roleplay blog and would like to roleplay with me. Or you can just send me an ask as (or tagging) your roleplay account.

I have a life outside of social media I will NOT respond to ask or replies imidatly it might take me a bit please respect that and give me a little bit to do so if it been a while like more then 4 days you can DM me if you are worried I forgot or haven't seen it...

Other important stuff:

Fizz: @fizzy-roli

My other blogs:

@justademonicspawn (main)

@gambling-husker

@lou-kingof-hell

@vox-shark-lover

@papermint-actuallyethan

@ayamari-hartfelt

@mixnmatch-zoobs

@killer-radio-host

[blitz-imp]

@royalowlstolas

YOU HAVE A GAY HELLSITE BLOG TOO BLITZY??

Why am I somehow not suprised...

hm neither am i about you having one, but yes I have one Moxxie and Luna felt it be "good" for me whatever that means

[justademonicspawn]

Happy Pride Month

[blitz-imp]

Happy pride month from everyone at I.M.P you horny gays!

[sugar-and-spice-roleplay-memes]

Muse appearance asks

Specify for multi muse blogs.

What is their favorite feature?

What is their least favorite feature?

What color would they dye their hair if they had to?

What non canon feature do you give them?

Would they get piercings?

Would they get tattoos?

What animal do people compare them to?

Do they have freckles, birthmarks or scars?

How would they describe their style?

What style would suit them that they don't wear?

[what-the-actualhell]

would any of my mutuals be interested?

just gonna tag some of my mooties

@ihateeveyoneandeverything @sharkyittyshark @dragons-teardrops @hoshi-edits @mutinyofgreed (ik we haven't rped in a while but I love rping w/ u) @oddity101 @opalquill @owo-seal-uwu @ratman2087 @i-december003 @xso-much-for-stardustx @charlie-barley666 @princessxmorningstar + everyone else I'm forgetting

(probably just keeping to mutuals/people we rp with)

[justademonicspawn]

I think I have like all the same mots but still rebloging

[alastortheradio-demon]

Thoughts? 😂

...What am I looking at...? Why am I looking at it...?

@blitz-imp

[blitz-imp]

......im very conserened

[blitz-imp]

Hey uncle Blitzo >:)

uncle? in not a fucken uncle your confused kid

[justademonicspawn]

Someone asked me the other day why I roleplay.... honestly all I could think to say was it's fun but now that I've had all day to think about it I realized I roleplay to hide behind someone I think people will like I roleplay as characters that are popular so that I can have people talk to me and not think I'm stupid or anything I hide behind the characters rp as because I can't make friends I never have been able to I've never been good at it and no matter how hard I try I seem to just scare everyone off so I hide behind the roleplay in hope that if they don't know the real me then I can't scare them off...

[blitz-imp]

What’s ur fav weapon?

guns I prefer uses them they seem to be the fastest and most effective way to get the job done

[justademonicspawn]

Small rant....Explaining maybe a little why my responses to things have been so down lately and so dry...

Ok so this Probably sounds weird and confusing to many people but I have a lot going on in my life right now and it's making my social and emotional battery feel so drained that everything I have to do or want to do feels like something I have to do or people are going to hate me because I didn't do it including Tumblr at the moment I love being on Tumblr don't get me wrong and I really really love role playing but lately it just it takes so much energy for me to do it then it makes me feel so drained and I feel like if I don't do it everybody's going to be mad at me because I haven't gotten to their ask yet so I feel like I just need to like put this out there that I'm not trying to ignore people and I'm not talking in role plays so down on purpose and so dry I just I don't think I have the mental capacity at the moment to give more than I can right now and I really want to be able to and I really really trying to keep up on this but if I fall behind please just know it's not that I don't want to do it it's just I can't do it at that moment I'm working on it I'm trying I'm trying to take time for myself and figure out what's going on my head that's making everything so hard to do. And me it's really hard to talk to people it's really hard to get out there what I need to say because I just feel like I'm being a burden on my friends or my boyfriend or really anybody I talk to because I shouldn't have to put my problems on them so trying to get out of my head is really hard because I can't figure out how to talk to someone without feeling like I'm just going to upset them...

[kamryyy-deactivated20110627]

reblog if you're willing to answer anything that comes to your ask box right now

[gentlier]

Yes! Let’s bring back ask culture while we’re at it!

[vincentwhittman-vox]

Im willing too; will I?

Probably, eventually

[blitz-imp]

Say Blitz, during your murder missions was there ever done a murder underwater? (Like murdering someone underwater, drowning them and stuff?)

Yeah, I’ve done a couple underwater jobs before. Not the easiest thing, but drowning someone gets the job done. A kill’s a kill, right? so yeah I've drowned a few people but honestly I prefer a gun of knife they are quiked and way less hassle

[decaffeinatedsongpizza]

And do you have like a certain time limit for holding your breath underwater, if so, what's your limit? Do you happen to do underwater murder with diving gear or without them?

[blitz-imp]

Eh, I can hold my breath for a bit but I’ve never really timed it. Long enough to get the job done, that’s what matters. And if it’s a bigger underwater job? Yeah, I’ll use diving gear. I’m an assassin, not a fish.

[decaffeinatedsongpizza]

I get it, Blitz. Imps don't breathe underwater. But how about this, if you somehow got attacked underwater (like someone tried to drown you or got you stuck underwater) how do you save yourself? Are you good at combat underwater?

[blitz-imp]

First off no one’s drownin’ me without a fight. If someone tries that, I’m kickin’, clawin’, biting whatever it takes to break free and get back up for air. Go for the eyes, throat, anything that makes ‘em let go. Am I amazing underwater? Eh, not my favorite place to fight. Everything’s slower and awkward. But I can handle myself long enough to get out then I’ll deal with them properly.

[blitz-imp]

Say Blitz, during your murder missions was there ever done a murder underwater? (Like murdering someone underwater, drowning them and stuff?)

Yeah, I’ve done a couple underwater jobs before. Not the easiest thing, but drowning someone gets the job done. A kill’s a kill, right? so yeah I've drowned a few people but honestly I prefer a gun of knife they are quiked and way less hassle

[decaffeinatedsongpizza]

And do you have like a certain time limit for holding your breath underwater, if so, what's your limit? Do you happen to do underwater murder with diving gear or without them?

[blitz-imp]

Eh, I can hold my breath for a bit but I’ve never really timed it. Long enough to get the job done, that’s what matters. And if it’s a bigger underwater job? Yeah, I’ll use diving gear. I’m an assassin, not a fish.

[blitz-imp]

Say Blitz, during your murder missions was there ever done a murder underwater? (Like murdering someone underwater, drowning them and stuff?)

Yeah, I’ve done a couple underwater jobs before. Not the easiest thing, but drowning someone gets the job done. A kill’s a kill, right? so yeah I've drowned a few people but honestly I prefer a gun of knife they are quiked and way less hassle

[blitz-imp]

There's rumor I hear that you can play the piano, is that true?

Maybe. Maybe not why the hell would I tell if I could? What? you hopin’ I’m gonna sit down and play some sad little tune while you stare at me all goopy-eyed or some shit? Please. I’ve got a reputation to maintain

[decaffeinatedsongpizza]

Oh c'mon, be honest now.

[blitz-imp]

Oh come on, be honest now? What are you, my therapist gee? Fine—maybe I know my way around a piano a little. Don’t get all excited about it. It’s not like I sit around playin’ fancy demon concertos or whatever the hell you’re imagining. And if you tell anyone I admitted that, I will absolutely deny it! and probably shoot you. Gotta keep up the whole ‘unhinged assassin boss’ image, y’know?

[decaffeinatedsongpizza]

Actually, I'm curious about your piano skills because of something else. Want to try something new instead of a piano? Something like this.

I bet you never heard of or seen a keytar before, huh? It's a kind of keyboard with a strap and can be carried anywhere like a guitar. Pretty badass, eh? So, how do you like it? Why not practice with it so you can have keyboard music on the go (murder).

[blitz-imp]

So it’s a keyboard… that you can wear… and run around with… while committing crimes?Oh that’s actually kinda badass Picture it: I kick down a door, Moxxie’s whining about ‘tactical entry,’ Millie’s already chopping heads off and I’m in the background shredding a murder soundtrack like some kind of hellish rock god

[blitz-imp]

There's rumor I hear that you can play the piano, is that true?

Maybe. Maybe not why the hell would I tell if I could? What? you hopin’ I’m gonna sit down and play some sad little tune while you stare at me all goopy-eyed or some shit? Please. I’ve got a reputation to maintain

[decaffeinatedsongpizza]

Oh c'mon, be honest now.

[blitz-imp]

Oh come on, be honest now? What are you, my therapist gee? Fine—maybe I know my way around a piano a little. Don’t get all excited about it. It’s not like I sit around playin’ fancy demon concertos or whatever the hell you’re imagining. And if you tell anyone I admitted that, I will absolutely deny it! and probably shoot you. Gotta keep up the whole ‘unhinged assassin boss’ image, y’know?

[blitz-imp]

There's rumor I hear that you can play the piano, is that true?

Maybe. Maybe not why the hell would I tell if I could? What? you hopin’ I’m gonna sit down and play some sad little tune while you stare at me all goopy-eyed or some shit? Please. I’ve got a reputation to maintain