canon pilfs: volunteering myself as THE pilf. everyone wants a piece of me.
anyway also everybody act surprised when i say "stolas". nobody expected it, ok? oh and then of course mox and millie. mox doesn't know he's a parent yet, but I Have Insider Information (i watched sinsmas episode). and i know i told millie i'm not gonna try and insert myself into their marriage, which is true, but let a guy have a little crush on his first employee. and his wife. and a huge massive crush on his situationship who gave up everything to save his life. i have a lot of love in my heart. yuuuup.
oooout of people i've never actually met, that'd be the big guy in charge, lucifer morningstar himself. i personally know him only from like. news and posters and shit, and he looks. well. i'm gonna keep inappropriate comments to myself ❤️. BUT YEAH. we've watched hazbin so i know a bit more about him and my point still stands. dilf.
honestly you could give me literally almost every parent from the hellaverse and i would say pilf. except like, paimon, my fuckass dad, moxxie's asshole and stella. everyone besides my dad got the looks, but their personalities are a terrible turn off. AND i would never betray neither stolas nor moxxie like that. and with cash that'd be just. eugh. No. nope. ew not thinking about it. why did i think about it. thinking about horses now too cleanse my brain.
- blitzø, THE O IS SILENT! tag as fictive or wtv