#blitzofictive

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I'm perfectly capable of bagging big and powerful men from my source (Vox, Asmodeus (Valentino)) EXCEPT the big and powerful man I bagged in canon (Stolas). What up my names Blitzø and I never fucking learned a thing

#👁️🎸💦 (fictive)

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the fandom hasnt gotten far enough in crack ships for me to see an inkling on my in-system paring. i am shaking my fist at the sky

- blitzø fictive talking abt my boyfriend vox

#👁️🎸💦

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To the random buncha people who randomly gave us a... Apparently they call these fuckin' things kandi? A kandi bracelet with my damn name on it at the rave we went to last night, thanks lmfao. I kinda love it actually, that dance was really fun, holy shit.

"Here do you want this?"

"Yeah why not-" 'Hey how do they know my fuckin' name.'

-Blitzo fictive

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idk if this is Weird but arguably the funniest way i ever found out i kin someone was when i was watching a blitzø animatic to shit by bo burnham and i said to myself "lol hes so me" and i just heard blitz's voice in the back of my head going "Yeah, I sure fuckin' hope I am, or what am i doing here?" and then left. and i was just like ????? what ???? come back???? wtf?????

that guy who kins all the robots (#🃏)

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Carryovers ask game!! (Btw all people listed below are headmates/fictives)

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Melon- Licks our canines/touches the sharp parts of them with tongue because he loves the feeling of sharp teeth and misses it

Blitzø- Loves to say bitch???

Mind- Consistent glaring and expressionless face

Eclipse- Tilts head and wiggles fingers like he does in source

Alastor- Always trying to smile, especially when he talks

~~ #🪶🪺 gang

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It's absolutely F\_/KING wild that one of the hosts friends kins me. I mean I get it of course, I'm amazing and everyone should try to be more like me, but it's still weird. Also very weirded out by the fact that the host and it's (they use it/its) entire friend group "simps" for my daughter - Blitzø fictive (the O is f\_/king silent)/nm

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i really really really love you, birdie. you're gorgeous, smart, funny and your laugh and smiles are the best thing in the universe. i loved listening to your rambles about plants and stars, even if i understood jackshit i'm sorry i made you give up your freedom, your previous life. i'm sorry i put another wedge between octavia and you. one day, i hope you reunite with her, and everything will be okay.

oh man my adhd is NOT letting me keep this short. i keep getting distracted by side topics and going on elaborate rants 💔🐎 (<- this is a sad horse. if you care.)

ok ANYWAY i care deeply about you, pretty bird. stolas. i'm sorry it took me so long to admit it, but you are my heart. i wasn't lying about that. so uhhhh yeah that's love confession by blitzø "the o is silent" buckzo, never expect to see another one from me again because i had enough emotions and vulnerability for the next decade. honesty shit reached the limit, babes! bye

blitzø, the o is silent. fictive or smth

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canon pilfs: volunteering myself as THE pilf. everyone wants a piece of me.

anyway also everybody act surprised when i say "stolas". nobody expected it, ok? oh and then of course mox and millie. mox doesn't know he's a parent yet, but I Have Insider Information (i watched sinsmas episode). and i know i told millie i'm not gonna try and insert myself into their marriage, which is true, but let a guy have a little crush on his first employee. and his wife. and a huge massive crush on his situationship who gave up everything to save his life. i have a lot of love in my heart. yuuuup.

oooout of people i've never actually met, that'd be the big guy in charge, lucifer morningstar himself. i personally know him only from like. news and posters and shit, and he looks. well. i'm gonna keep inappropriate comments to myself ❤️. BUT YEAH. we've watched hazbin so i know a bit more about him and my point still stands. dilf.

honestly you could give me literally almost every parent from the hellaverse and i would say pilf. except like, paimon, my fuckass dad, moxxie's asshole and stella. everyone besides my dad got the looks, but their personalities are a terrible turn off. AND i would never betray neither stolas nor moxxie like that. and with cash that'd be just. eugh. No. nope. ew not thinking about it. why did i think about it. thinking about horses now too cleanse my brain.

- blitzø, THE O IS SILENT! tag as fictive or wtv

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