There are 32 fics on AO3 that feature somnophilia. I can recommend these two fics (but somnophilia is only one scene in a larger story) - HKVoyage
The Comfort Of Cooking by framby
Blaine is helpless when it comes to food but the help of a food blog might just be what he needs to get better. Yeah, right.
Foodblogger!Kurt AU
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Breathe In Now by Star55
Love is like breathing. Sometimes it comes easier for others and sometimes it takes a moment to catch your breath but as long as you keep inhaling, things will be okay. Kurt Hummel never expected Blaine Anderson, a man twice his age, to catch his breath and subsequently be the one he fell in love with.
hi! i’m looking for “war of the words” but i think the author deleted it. do you happen to have a pdf/epub version? thank you
We sure do. - HKVoyage
War of Words by arainymonday [PDF] [EPUB]
Kurt and Blaine are famous online book reviewers with thousands of followers each and a professional rivalry. When their snarky banter gets out of hand, their blogging partners Rachel and Tina conspire to get them to work out their sexual tension in less verbal, more physical ways.
Can you recommend some good AU stories that are either supernatural, alternate meeting, meet cutes, etc, that aren't too outrageous, but still different enough to be interesting?
I set out two fics in each category you are interested in. There are loads more fic recs to be found in our Supernatural!Klaine and Alternate Meeting tags. - HKVoyage
SUPERNATURAL
The Wax Verse by skivvysupreme
Kurt Hummel is a vampire. Blaine Anderson is a werewolf. This is how they help each other deal with it.
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Reflections Verse by CoffeeAddict80 (@caramelcoffeeaddict)
This series blends supernatural elements - such as soulmates, werewolves, warlocks, hybrids, & magic - with the modern human world. These supernatural elements are unknown to the humans around them; considered to be nothing more than myths. It’s a semi-twisted AU of Klaine’s story from season 2.
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ALTERNATIVE MEETING
Cooking with Blaine by luckie_dee
Klaine holiday fic inspired by this gifset. When Kurt accidentally sets his saucepan on fire while watching the first holiday episode of Cooking with Blaine, he sets off a chain of events that leads to a life-changing December.
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A Perfect Collision Verse by @fictionallylost
Kurt is a New York writer living in London, UK. He loves his life, surrounded by everything he could want but is still a little…lonely? He’s on his way home from work, sitting in a sea of awful London city traffic when he literally bumps into somebody who suddenly makes him a little less lonely.
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MEET CUTE
Note: The authors for the fics below have a ton of great meet cute fics.
Gift with Purchase by @lady-divine-writes
To prepare for a big audition, Tina takes Blaine to Sephora for a little freshening up, where Blaine meets the sales associate of his dreams.
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Lettuce Get Together by @hazelandglasz
Anonymous asked: Klaine + "repeatedly comes into the shop I work and picks up a lettuce then halfway through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in" please! (Would love it if it ends up being on completely ridiculous places like in the hardware section or soap or dog food, etc)
fics in which blaine reads fanfiction? maybe kurt catches him?
Can you believe that there is only one fic I could find like this? The first three fics have scenes where Blaine reads fanfic. The last two fics have one of them writing fanfic. - HKVoyage
Fanfiction by AntarcticBird
Blaine lets Kurt use his laptop. Kurt accidentally clicks the wrong tab.
Notes: Part 6 of the Kind of a Thing series. You’ll probably want to start with the first story. The author has locked their fics, which means you need an AO3 account to access them.
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Red by flickerthenflare
Blaine makes Star Wars fanfiction his next guilty pleasure to lean too heavily on and Kurt steals stage props, which makes them both realize they aren’t handling the assault as well as either is leading on. Set after “Tested” (5x16). Warnings for non-graphic discussion of assault, violence, and self-defense/self-defense weapons. PG-13.
Note: The author has locked this fic which means you need an AO3 account to access it.
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Butterfly Wings by @hkvoyage
A fashion blog started at University launched Blaine Anderson’s fortune and fame. As Vogue’s new editor-in-chief, he is struggling to find an original angle for an upcoming issue. Kurt Hummel has recently arrived in New York City after finishing high school, and is having no luck building a musical theater career, so he decides to explore another passion of his: fashion. He applies for an internship at Vogue, and Isabelle sees in him the perfect fresh face to liven up the magazine, and convinces him to try out as a model. Kurt meets Blaine, and in spite of their 10-year age difference, sparks fly. Can they overcome misunderstandings and sabotage to find their happily-ever-after? Klaine model AU.
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Unexpected: A Tale of Two Gays by congotsja, illusemywords
It started with a thank you.
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Private Message by @gleefuldarrencrissfan
Kurt never went to Dalton, and so that fateful meeting on the staircase never happened. And because Kurt never met Blaine, he has never been kissed, at least, not one that mattered. He followed Rachel to New York, but he soon found himself frustrated and lonely. And so, he turned to writing fan fiction about a hot new show called Partners, starring brothers Cooper and Blaine Anderson. Soon, Kurt's life is turned upside down by a string of private messages from a mysterious reviewer, SEPartnersfan.
hi I was wondering if there was a pdf to the fic War of Words and it’s sequel Jingle Blogs?? The author deleted their account on every site :(
Here ya go:
War of Words by arainymonday [PDF] [EPUB]
Kurt and Blaine are famous online book reviewers with thousands of followers each and a professional rivalry. When their snarky banter gets out of hand, their blogging partners Rachel and Tina conspire to get them to work out their sexual tension in less verbal, more physical ways.
Hi! Looking for a fix where Kurt Elliot and Dani rum a twitter account that’s is used as a form of dominating and Blaine becomes obsessed with listening to Kurt, I think Kurt calls himself kimber. Blaine also follows a cooking demonstration that Kurt posts. Thanks!
@hkvoyage found it for you:
Click and Press Send (a.k.a The Kimber Verse) by loveheartlover
Blaine Anderson is 18 years old and in his final year at McKinley High. His best friends know everything about him- apart from that whole thing where he's in love with an online blogger.
ThreeDomsToRuleThemAll are the best thing to ever happen to Blaine; three friends who post audio and video that more than satisfies his need to submit, and Kimber is the man who makes every Thursday the best day of Blaine's week. It's just a shame that Blaine is little more than another number, another follower to him. He doesn't even know Blaine exists.
Hey, I've recently re-read Is it Weird and Little Numbers and I was wondering if you guys know of any other fics that are narrated in a similar style? Thanks!
There are 16 posts in our Social Media tag. Under the cut are 11 of my favorites. - HKVoyage
The Symphony Verse by shandyall
Blaine has spent most of his life feeling like the only thing people notice about him is that he stutters. He’s working hard to overcome his (mostly self created) roadblocks when he meets Kurt in an online class the summer after his freshman year of college.
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NYADA Crushes by @notthetoothfairy
Kurt doesn’t think it’s going to be a big deal if he posts an anonymous message on the NYADA Crushes Facebook page about the cute guy he just saw fall on his ass in front of the NYADA main entrance. Little does he know that Blaine is going to be his dance TA once the new school year starts, and that Blaine has a history with NYADA Crushes, too.
Update: You can read the fic on the Tumblr account with the photos HERE.
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Boy Meets Boy by @munchkinpandas24
AU!Klaine. Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are college fanboys who meet on Twitter because of their mutual adoration for David Levithan and his amazing books. Through their words, they quickly discover that they could be exactly what the other has been looking for.
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The Comfort Of Cooking by framby
Blaine is helpless when it comes to food but the help of a food blog might just be what he needs to get better. Yeah, right. Foodblogger!Kurt AU
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Connection by Devonwood
The Chase/Devon cheating plotline that dominates the season four winter finale of Sing rocks the fandom to its core. Fortunately, the Chevon Big Bang sign-up date coincides with the dark, wank-filled times, and thanks to an old beta services post in the now-defunct Chase-Devon Livejournal community, Blaine finds himself with a full plate during the hiatus. He has practice for show choir sectionals, drabbles to write under AU photosets that crop up on his dash, and now a twenty-five-thousand word Chase/Devon fix-it fic to beta for Kurt, moderator of the Fashion of Sing! blog and fandom personality known for his often passive-aggressive episode commentary. Fortunately, the last one takes Blaine in directions he hadn’t expected when he signed up for Tumblr and followed his first Sing blog.
Note: You need an AO3 account to access this fic.
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Hang With Me by pulling-the-puzzles-apart
AU college - Nerd!Blaine meets Kurt online while he is studying at NYADA, Kurt is in LA studying at AMDA. Despite the distance they start up a friendship that could lead to so much more but can their love survive with over a thousand miles distance between them?
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k_hummel and 7 others like your picture by @klaineanummel
Two likes on Instagram change the course of Blaine Anderson’s life.
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The President’s Son by @nineofhearts4 and Rindle
When Kurt is in 8th grade, Burt is elected President of the United States. Eventually, he decides to get a tumblr (despite an explicit ban on all social media accounts), where he meets Blaine, who has no idea that he has just met Kurt Hummel, son of President Hummel.
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War of the Words by arainymonday
Kurt and Blaine are famous online book reviewers with thousands of followers each and a professional rivalry. When their snarky banter gets out of hand, their blogging partners Rachel and Tina conspire to get them to work out their sexual tension in less verbal, more physical ways.
Sequel: Jingle Blogs
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An Accidental Chance by Slayerkitty
An accidental tweet. A chance phone call. Or what happens when famous TV star Blaine Anderson accidentally tweets his phone.
Note: This is the first story in the Chances series.
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Courageous Dreams by @klainebowsanddramioneflies
The names ‘Blaine Anderson’ and ‘Kurt Hummel’ are well-known in the Broadway scene. Both men have found their way to the top and fight for the key roles in the biggest and boldest titles to hit NYC. While the two stars squabble, seeming stuck in their unwillingness to compromise or get to know each other in the least, two anonymous tumblr users strike up a friendship without knowing anything about each other ‘IRL’. As fate would have it, two worlds collide. Can two people connect without outside forces getting in the way, or is the sudden lack of anonymity a death sentence for the budding relationship, strengthened by the cutthroat nature of fame?
Do you have any fics Klaine teasing each other, a lot? Can be sexual teasing or just some too-sweet-it-make-me-cavities teasing
Lynne and I found some good ones for you. - HKVoyage
The Handcuffing of Kurt Hummel by K8Malloy
A/U. Most of the time, people were charmed by Deputy Sheriff Blaine Anderson, even while receiving a well-deserved traffic ticket. Of course, Kurt Hummel wasn't 'most people'. How long will it take before Kurt finds himself in handcuffs - with Deputy Anderson holding the key?
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Always A Contest by Verseau_87
Prompt: What about a dancer one. Dancing competition or audition or a ballet or something like that. Both as rivals or partners or strangers that have to perform together. Tension, attraction, sexiness
I think I nailed it, you decide ;)
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War of the Words by @arainymonday
Kurt and Blaine are famous online book reviewers with thousands of followers each and a professional rivalry. When their snarky banter gets out of hand, their blogging partners Rachel and Tina conspire to get them to work out their sexual tension in less verbal, more physical ways.
Sequel: Jingle Blogs
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Off Limits by @munchkinpandas24
For once in Blaine Anderson’s life he was pretty happy with how his life was going. He had an epic college experience with his best friend Jamie. They partied way too much, studied way too little and slept with their fair share of the best ASU had to offer. But one rejection letter later and Jamie was moving to San Diego to pursue his PHD while Blaine got accepted to the doctorate program at their Alma Mater. ASU without Jamie didn’t make sense to Blaine and he was not happy about it. To top everything off Jamie asked Blaine to look after his little brother Kurt who was starting his freshman year of college. Kurt wasn’t the little kid he pictured when Jamie asked Blaine to let him move in and it was clear things were about to change even more than Blaine had expected. In short, Blaine Anderson was screwed.
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Wandering Around Back to You by @munchkinpandas24
From strangers to floormates to best friends, to roommates, to the closest two people can be. This is the story of two boys who found each other and never let go.
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Surface Tension by @gleekto
Kurt, a graduated junior from Lima, Ohio, is looking forward to just being part of the crowd at an arts based overnight camp in the Catskills - as far from Lima and as close to New York as he can get himself at age 17. It’s perfect - Everyone dances and sings and comes from places that are distinctly not Lima. He can blend in without being ‘the gay kid’. Sexuality irrelevant. Finally.
And it’s blissful, it is. Until he meets the laughably cocky head of canoe staff, Blaine Anderson. Camp veteran, athlete by day, performer by night, every camper’s crush, every staff’s confidante. He’s only Kurt’s age, but he’s in charge of his section. And also, it seems, is proudly, non-chalantly, and totally, a perfect gold star gay. The out-est boy he has ever met. He is infuriating.
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The Symphony Verse by shandyall
Blaine has spent most of his life feeling like the only thing people notice about him is that he stutters. He’s working hard to overcome his (mostly self created) roadblocks when he meets Kurt in an online class the summer after his freshman year of college.
