#blondewarning

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BTW, in response to that person who asked how 'Andy' was able to forge his way into high school--it's not actually that hard. It happens pretty regularly. It's not like people are double-checking a 14-year-old's life history with the police or anything. For example, Charity Johnson was a 34-year-old woman who pretended to be a teenager for 20 years, moving around and attending different high schools. (Like Sarah Connor, but sadder.) The more you know! :)

I wouldn't say "regularly" but this is quite true. People will likely believe something if they already assume it's true.

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Oooh I like this Hogwarts one. 1, 8, 28, 32, and 42?

1. What house will you be in?

Already answered

8. Will you be part of any organization???

Quidditch team

28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?

Oh yeah, definitely. 

32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?

Already answered

42. What will your boggart be?

What would failure look like? If it's gotta be corporeal, then it'd be a spider. 

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2, 9, 17, 22, 29?

2: Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

Oh pfh, I don't even bother with resolutions. 

9: What was your biggest failure?

Rejection letters from agents.

17: Compared to this time last year, are you: happier or sadder?

Pretty much the same, so happy all around. 

22: What was your favourite TV program?

Tough question... But House of Cards was consistently amazing this year.

29: What one thing made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

Even though things aren't promising right now, I'm very proud that I took a huge step and started putting my novel out there. Just gotta keep going, as always!

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Well appaaaaarently tumblr only allows one note per post and it erased my first one so here goes again: READ ANIMORPHS. TODAY. I have all the ebooks if you can't get paper copies, they're a bit old so libraries often don't have them. (I have quite a few of the paper books too.) You'd also love the Everworld series by the same author, a lot like PJO but not for kids, with more monsters and death and nightmarish shit. Plus you'll LOVE the endings of both! READ THEM NOW.

Okay okay.

I’ll buy the first few. I’ll add them to my Goodreads right now. 

THEREAREFIFTYFOURBOOKSHOLYSHIT

Best get started, I guess.

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blondewarning replied to your post “Alright, I feel like this is important and I need to get it off my...”

You'd probably be a good professor. Have you thought about doing the Masters/teaching route?

I mean, since I can get my degree for free I should probably do it eventually...

But not having homework is soooooo much fun.

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blondewarning replied to your post “Someone cosplay the Seven dressed in kigurumi with me Please Please ...”

I would be up for that.. but instead of going to a con or whatever, can it just be a kigurumi slumber party?

DUDE

THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE

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11, 23

11. Magazine

Rolling Stone

23. Cereal

Cap’n Crunch. Or Froot Loops. Or Cocoa Pebbles. There is a rotation.