Ahh Bloomberg: Always in Our Best Interest!
Highlight quotes given by BLOOMBERG from the City's response to the Snow Storm Today:
"The Police Commissioner is here. He has to go to another meeting, so unless anybody has any real questions for him - I don't think you do - when he walks out it isn't that he doesn't care, it's just that I've told him do the other meeting."
Glad to know. Otherwise my feelings would have been really hurt... But Bloomberg's right. I didn't have any real questions.
"Don't over exert yourself when you're shoveling your driveway, sidewalk, walk, car out. This snow is heavy, and if you don't exercise everyday just take it a little bit easy. "
Thanks Bloomberg! And while I'm at it, I'll be sure to drink some Emergen- C.
"Let me just try to summarize for our Spanish-speaking New Yorkers. Anoche tuvimos casi diez y nueve pulgadas de nieve, es mucho. Nuestras escuelas están cerradas hoy pero abrirán mañana. Todos tenemos que limpiar las aceras. Seguimos bajo una emergencia del clima y queremos que los coches se mantengan estacionados. No maneje al menos que sea necesario. Llame al nueve once solo en caso de emergencias. Para todo lo demás llame al tres once."
Hmmm. This reminds me of the verse in Lil' Kim's song "Put Ur Lighters Up" when she goes "And if you don't understand it Then lemme give it to you in Spanish Soy la senorita mas linda del barrio Y lo hago afuera del espacio"
Do I sense a collabo coming on??
Read the entire speech here.
C.E.A.