#blorbius

[clarenecessities]

AGAIN?

[clarenecessities]

I hope you get to watch the actual Blade movie soon, if you haven't already. I haven't actually seen the whole thing ever but the bits I have were really good (I should also get around to watching the whole thing)

don't worry anon, about 10 minutes into The Morbius Segment, after they admitted to their nefarious plot, i began asking "so can we finish blade now? can we finish blade, though?" in an effort to pester them into putting on the rest of the movie, which i have since learned is actually Blade (1998) and @hollis-exe just named the file the wrong year, despite being so fucking committed to maintaining Blade's exact run time that they spliced in several seconds of darkness and a wind blowing sound effect to make a seamless transition into The Morbius Segment without cutting down the length.

unfortunately hollis is immune to pestering & relented only to showing me 'the sex scene' (matt smith dancing around) at which point i left the stream. "you should have just rickrolled me," i told them at one point. i was eventually convinced to return to the stream, because i am very gullible and wanted to watch the rest of Blade so so badly.

naturally, they rickrolled me.

but then they put on the rest of Blade and it's a great fucking movie. and i got to hear some killer tunes. we are all winners here.

[clarenecessities]

i've said it before but i really love when blorbius goes around. the stupid orangutan post was just me talking about my bear research until it got derailed & no one ever has anything new or interesting to say about it, but blorbius? people say shit on blorbius no one has ever said in the history of the earth.

@skineater1998 what do you MEAN you made a commemorative kandi bracelet for megamind fall that's fucking AWESOME. are there pics? can i see??

[clarenecessities]

Did you ever watch blade?

yeah of course! we laughed for like 10-15 minutes and then we finished the actual movie lol. they wouldn't leave me hanging when i was having a good time

[clarenecessities]

Blorbius has been blowing up this morning and several people have commented to the effect of “this only happened if you were high/nobody is that gullible” and I’m torn between posting a reading comprehension test or leaning into it. Did you know I have the word ‘gullible’ on my ceiling? Hollis tries to get me to look at it constantly, but I’m simply too canny to fall for it

[blazeclaw-inat]

Blorbius

[zairak]

Blorbius...is that anything?