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[BLACK AND BLUE BURGER. COREY IS A GENIUS. THE BAGMAN'S QUAKING AT THE FINGERS. I THINK UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS]
Rejected Bad: Bowling
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
INT. BOWLING ALLEY - DAY
Walter (WALT), his Clone (CLONE), Walt Jnr (JUNIOR), and Skylar (SKYLAR) are out bowling, relishing in a rare moment of non-chaos. Junior is bowling exceptionally well, receiving praise and admiration from his father.
Walt watches in awe as Junior expertly picks up a spare.
WALT: (cheering) That's my boy! Strikes and strikes again, Junior. Impressive!
CLONE: Can't deny the talent runs in the family.
Junior beams with pride, basking in the attention.
SKYLAR: (smiling) You always had a touch for bowling, Walt. Maybe you should give it a try.
Walt chuckles and shakes his head.
WALT: Nah, I prefer making chemistry, not playing it. Besides, Junior's the true prodigy here.
As the group celebrates, their joy is interrupted by the loud, obnoxious laughter of TOBIAS, a cook from The Blue Burger restaurant, known for its peculiar reputation.
TOBIAS: (voice booming) The Blue Burger! The best blood-red patties in town!
Everyone's attention turns towards Tobias, who is holding a dead chicken by its feet.
TOBIAS (CONT'D): (sadistic grin) Chicken surprise anyone?
Without warning, Tobias throws the dead chicken towards the group.
Clone, displaying incredible reflexes, catches the chicken mid-air, just before it hits Junior.
CLONE: Whoa!
Junior looks on with astonishment and relief.
JUNIOR: Wow, Clone! You saved me from... a dead chicken?
Tobias hears Junior and dashes out the door, disappearing into the street.
WALT: (confused) What the hell just happened?
SKYLAR: (disgusted) I believe that's Tobias, the cook from The Blue Burger. The rumours about him being...strange may actually be true.
Junior looks at Clone, realisation dawned on him.
JUNIOR: (whispering) Do you think he's...a vampire?
Clone chuckles, shaking his head.
CLONE: No, no, Junior. There's no such thing as vampires. Werewolves, Yes. Chickenfoot, Yes. Pink Unicorns, Yes. But Tobias is just... a weird cook with deadly accuracy.
SKYLAR: (concerned) Walt, are you sure about this? We have enough to deal with as it is.
WALT: (determined) Skylar, it might be nothing, but I can't ignore it. I need to find out what's going on.
Clone hands the deceased chicken to an employee, urging him to dispose of it.
CLONE: Keep our child safe. He's our secret weapon.
Junior grins, excited about the prospect of an adventure.
JUNIOR: I'm in, Dad! Let's solve the mystery of the vampire cook.
Walter, Clone, Skylar, and Junior exchange determined glances, united by their intrigue and unexpected turn of events.
FADE OUT.
From Blue Burger, Archie's Joke Book Magazine #215 (1975).
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Rejected Bad: Mirror
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
FADE IN:
EXT. GUS' SHOP - DAY
Gus is on the roof of his shop, buffing out the sign. He stops for a moment and looks around, taking in the view.
GUS: (to himself) From up here, I can see everything.
Gus' gaze falls on a building across the street – "The Blue Burger", Gus' biggest competitor in the area.
GUS: (to himself) Hmmm, The Blue Burger. Always one step ahead of me.
Gus pauses and thinks for a moment.
GUS: (to himself) Maybe I should install a giant mirror up here. I could focus the sun's rays onto their building and burn it down.
Gus grins to himself, pleased with his idea.
CUT TO:
INT. GUS' OFFICE - DAY
Gus is sitting at his desk, deep in thought. His assistant, Victor, enters.
VICTOR: Morning, Gus. What's on the agenda for today?
Gus looks up at Victor, then quickly back down at his notepad.
GUS: (pretending to write something) Oh, just some paperwork.
Victor leans over and peers at Gus' notepad.
VICTOR: (sceptical) "Paperwork"?
Gus glances up at Victor, then back at his notepad.
GUS: (sensing Victor's scepticism) Alright, fine. I had an idea.
Victor leans in, interested.
VICTOR: (sarcastic) Please, do tell.
Gus chuckles, then continues.
GUS: I was up on the roof earlier, buffing out the sign. And I realised that from up there, I can see everything. Including The Blue Burger.
Victor nods, intrigued.
GUS: So I thought, maybe I should install a giant mirror up there. I could focus the sun's rays onto their building and burn it down.
Victor stares at Gus, incredulous.
VICTOR: (laughing) Are you serious?
Gus looks up at Victor, his expression deadpan.
GUS: (deadly serious) Yes.
Victor stops laughing, realising that Gus is serious.
VICTOR: (apprehensive) Uh, Gus? I hate to be the voice of reason here, but that's a really bad idea.
Gus leans back in his chair, considering Victor's words.
GUS: (thoughtful) You may be right.
Victor sighs with relief, then turns to leave.
VICTOR: (on his way out) I'll see you later then.
Gus looks up at Victor, a sly grin on his face.
GUS: (noticing the mirror in the room) Oh, and Victor? Could you do me a favour and install that giant mirror on the roof?
Victor freezes in his tracks, realising that Gus is not giving up on the idea.
VICTOR: (dismayed) Alright, fine.
Gus chuckles to himself, satisfied with his plan.
CUT TO:
EXT. GUS' SHOP - DAY
Victor is on the roof, installing the giant mirror. He finishes and stands back to admire his work.
VICTOR: (to himself) Okay, that should do it.
Suddenly, Victor is blinded by a bright light. He looks up and sees that the mirror is reflecting the sun's rays onto The Blue Burger.
VICTOR: (panicked) Oh no!
Victor tries to take the mirror down, but it's too hot to touch.
CUT TO:
INT. GUS' OFFICE - DAY
Gus is on the phone, talking to someone.
GUS: (satisfied) Yes, it's done. The Blue Burger will be out of business by the end of the day.
Gus hangs up the phone, pleased with himself.
GUS: (to himself) This is just the beginning.
FADE OUT
Rejected Bad: Blue Burger
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
FADE IN:
INT. GUS' OFFICE - DAY
Gus is seated at his desk, looking at a burger in disgust. He takes a bite and grimaces.
GUS: (to himself) This is disgusting.
Gus picks up his phone and dials a number.
INT. WALTER'S HOUSE - DAY
Walter is sitting on his couch, watching TV when his phone rings. He answers it.
WALTER: Hello?
GUS: Walter, it's Gus.
WALTER: Gus, what can I do for you?
GUS: I need you to meet me at Pollos Hermanos. I have an idea for a new kind of chicken burger.
WALTER: (intrigued) Okay, I'll be there.
INT. POLLOS HERMANOS - DAY
Walter arrives at Pollos Hermanos and meets Gus in his office. Gus hands Walter a blue chicken burger.
GUS: Try this.
WALTER: (taking a bite) Hmm, disgusting!
GUS: (smiling) I had it at The Blue Burger.
WALTER: (shocked) You went to The Blue Burger?
GUS: (nodding) Yes, and although the burger was horrible, it gave me an idea for my own blue burger.
WALTER: (curious) What idea?
Gus leans in and whispers his idea to Walter.
WALTER: (nodding) I like it.
GUS: Then we have a deal.
Walter and Gus shake hands, and Walter leaves.
INT. JESSE'S APARTMENT - DAY
Jesse is trying to leave his apartment when he notices a goose blocking the door. Jesse tries to shoo it away, but the goose won't budge.
JESSE: (frustrated) Come on, just move!
The goose honks at Jesse, and he backs into a corner, trapped.
JESSE: (scared) Alright, alright, calm down. I don't want any trouble.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.
[IS THAT ENOUGH BURGER? I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE FROM TEXAS. WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME, BUT IT IS EXCELLENT. PUTTIN' ON A BRUISER. AND THAT'S ONLY ONE OF A DOZEN THEY'RE CRANKIN' OUT. HERE'S YOUR BLUE BURGER. A LOT OF BEEF, A LOT OF BLUE CHEESE--RIGHT ON THE MONEY.]
Rejected Bad: Meteor
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
INT. GUS' OFFICE - DAY
Gus sits behind his desk, his eyes fixed on the TV screen, which shows an early episode of LOST. Hurley's chicken shop explosion scene plays out, followed by close-ups of the horrified characters.
Gus looks disturbed as the scene ends.
GUS: (intense) Truly horrifying. I can't fathom such a catastrophe befalling Los Pollos Hermanos. He picks up a phone and calls for Victor INT. GUS’ OFFICE - DAY (LATER)
Victor, a loyal employee, enters the room, sensing Gus' concern.
VICTOR: (concerned) You called for me, Mr. Fring?
Gus leans back in his chair, contemplating.
GUS: (somberly) Los Pollos Hermanos must be protected at all costs, Victor. From any potential threat imaginable.
Victor nods, understanding Gus' determination.
VICTOR: (respectful) Of course, Mr. Fring. What measures do you suggest we take to ensure its safety?
Gus considers for a moment, his gaze never leaving the TV screen.
GUS: (pensive) Initially, I thought we should build a meteor defence shield. But after careful consideration, I've changed my mind.
Victor raises an eyebrow, intrigued.
VICTOR: (curious) May I ask why, sir?
Gus turns to Victor, his expression unwavering.
GUS: (dispassionate) Our efforts would be better spent directing any potential meteor towards our competitor, "The Blue Burger."
Victor's eyes widen in surprise.
VICTOR: (slightly bewildered) You mean... deflect the meteors away from us and onto them?
Gus nods, a faint smile crossing his lips.
GUS: (slyly) Indeed, Victor. It would serve as a lesson for their audacity to encroach upon our territory. Let them feel the consequences of such actions.
Victor sighs, understanding the gravity of Gus' orders.
VICTOR: (resigned) Very well, Mr. Fring. I will explore options for deflecting meteors towards "The Blue Burger" instead.
Gus stands up, his imposing presence filling the room.
GUS: (firmly) Remember, Victor, subtlety is key. I trust you will handle this matter appropriately.
Victor nods, resigned but loyal.
VICTOR: (definitely) You can count on me, Mr. Fring.
Gus walks towards the office door, his voice commanding before he exits.
GUS (authoritative) Make it happen, Victor. Protect what is ours.
FADE OUT