THE ROAD TO SELF-ACTUALIZATION IS LITTERED WITH F-BOMBS
Author: blue_fjords
Summary: It's Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he's got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples' retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It's the world's most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
Info: 25k | Mature | Humor
Notes: Honestly, this is just a romantic comedy in form of a fic and it’s GLORIOUS! -C
Sneak Peek:
The night before Stiles got home, the animal clinic had been robbed. Among the stolen items were tranquilizers, medicines, some equipment and one blue dino chew toy. The bastards. Scott was frantic, the Sheriff was perplexed, and Beacon Hills Deputy Derek Hale found their sole clues: a hospital gown caught in the drain pipe outside the building and one lone fluffy slipper, half-shredded by Buzz Lightyear, Mrs. Anderson's puggle who'd been staying overnight with a bad case of hypochondriac owner.
Stitched into the tags on the gown and slipper were the words Fields of Hope Spa & Retreat. The sheriff sighed heavily when he saw them. "Oh, f—"









