#bluembenga

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

@bluembenga replied to your post: @bluembenga replied to your post: ...

can confirm casserole is nasty. its what makes adults so boring and only love to do taxes, too

YIKES i have a feeling that there's more to that, though. maybe it's the toxic mix of taxes, lawnmowing with your polo shirt tucked into your slacks, drinking coffee and going to wine tastings as well as having regular bedtimes. i do neither of those things, but the fact that i'm boring has to do with my personality and not the fact that i'm legally *shudders* an adult

[sunshine-captain]

troi, quark & scotty :^3

Troi: Are you good at picking up on what other people are thinking?

Ah...no. Not at all, honestly. I’m just really bad at communication in general, and I frequently have ten minute conversations with family members just to try and understand a simple point they were trying to make. :/

Quark: Have you ever been in trouble with the law?

Omgggg... No! Never! I’ve only ever been in a police station once many years ago. Lol... I was illegally in England a few years ago, but I was underage, so it wasn’t a huge deal.

Scotty: Favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic)?

My grandma’s iced tea. :D I don’t like iced tea in general, bc everyone else’s is gross, but she makes it soooo perfectly. I also really like Dr. Pepper (straight up the only soda I’ll drink.)

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BTS: Would You Rather

tagged by the bonnie @elvencantation​

- Build a snowman with Taehyung OR Have a snowball fight with Hoseok - I don’t think i would enjoy a snowball fight that much i don’t really like having things thrown at me 

- Get coffee with Yoongi OR Get ice cream with Yoongi - I hate coffee so ice cream all the way :) 

- Go to the cinema with Jimin OR The amusement park with Jungkook - I go to the cinema all the time but i’ve only been to an amusement park once years ago so it would probably be more exciting 

- Do a dance cover with Hoseok OR Sing a duet with Jin - i can’t sing or dance but i’m so clumsy i’d probs break something dancing. Also doing a duet i get to hear Jin’s beautiful voice in person

- Kiss Namjoon OR Cuddle Yoongi - I’m not really a kissy person but i’d love to kiss his dimples cause he’s adorable 

- Babysit with Jimin OR Dog-sit with Taehyung - I don’t really like kids but i LOVE dogs :D 

- Meet Hoseok’s family OR Have Taehyung meet your family - I don’t really have a reason for this one 

- Film a commercial with Hoseok OR Film a sketch with Taehyung - if it was a comedy sketch it’d probs be a right laugh 

- Hug Jimin OR Hold hands with Jungkook - I wouldn’t mind doing either but i wanna hug Jimin and tell him he’s a great singer/dancer and that he doesn’t need to lose weight

- Go to Paris with Jin OR To London with Yoongi - Imma pick London cause since i’m from the UK and have been to London then we’d be less likely to get lost than in Paris (I’m not brilliant with directions)

- Film a drama with Jin OR Do a photo shoot with Namjoon - I don’t know the first thing about acting so i think the photoshoot would be less awkward

- Attend an award show with Namjoon OR Wear couple t-shirts at the airport with Jungkook - Sorry Kookie but Joonie is my bias, plus attending an award show would be super exciting 

- Spend a lazy day with Yoongi OR Explore a city with Hoseok - im a very lazy person generally but i also do like exploring new places so i think it would be fun

- Fall asleep next to Jimin OR Wake up next to Jungkook - as long as everything’s platonic i wouldn’t mind either :)

- Have a fun picnic with Hoseok OR A fancy date with Jin - I’ve never been on a fancy date (or really any date) so it would be interesting (plus im curious as to how many puns/dad jokes Jin would tell in a single night)

- Have Jungkook serenade you OR Have Taehyung sing you to sleep - They both have stunning voices but i need complete silence to be able to fall asleep (or rain sounds), i can’t fall asleep to music

- Have a dance party with Hoseok OR Sing karaoke with Yoongi - I can’t sing for shit but i’d be a right laugh, and again i injure myself walking never mind dancing

- Go camping with Jimin and Taehyung OR Go to the beach with Namjoon & Yoongi - I HATE camping, i have a really bad back so it just fucks my body up and i end up in agony. But i love the beach and it’s be fun exploring rock pools watching Joonie try to find crabs 

- Have a sleepover with the hyung line OR A birthday party with the maknaes - I don’t really like parties, i prefer the relaxed atmosphere of a sleepover 

- Celebrate Halloween with Jungkook, Yoongi, Taehyung and Hoseok OR Christmas with Namjoon, Jimin and Jin - I dunno i’m not religious so i don’t celebrate it for traditional reasons but i do enjoy the atmosphere at Xmas when everyone’s having dinner and drinks and there’s snow :) 

I tag @introvertedverses, @wolfi-sama, @bluembenga and anyone else who sees  this and wants to do it :) (you guys can use your side blogs if you prefer i just tagged your mains) 

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tagged by the wonderful @elvencantation

Nicknames: Challa, (‘that angry Scot’)

Zodiac sign: Scorpio

Height: About 5′ 4″ - I don’t actually know I've never been measured

Orientation: Panromantic Asexual

Nationality: Scottish

Favourite Fruit: Bananas or grapes 

Favourite Season: Winter

Favourite Book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Favourite Flower: Don’t really have one, roses maybe? i actually really like thistles too

Favourite Scent: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Favourite Animal: Dog

Favourite Colour: Red

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: Tea

Average Sleep Hours: 4-5 hours

Cat or Dog: Dog

Favourite Fictional Character: There are too many so I’ll list a few: Dr McCoy, Uhura, Dorian (Almost Human), Tony Stark, Hermione Granger, Fred & George, Tonks, Luna, The Doctor, Donna Noble, Merlin, the Grandma from Mulan,

# of Blankets: 1

Dream Trip: No idea honestly, Japan maybe? I’d love to travel to the other side of the world. Or visit the Harry Potter world at Universal Orlando.

Blog Created: 2012 I think? I was originally a Homestuck blog 

Favourite song at the moment: It’s between ‘‘Not Today - BTS” & “So Far Away - Suga, Jin, Jungkook Ver.”

Number of followers: 1981 <3

Favourite bands: BTS, Icon For Hire, Fall Out Boy, GOT7, Imagine Dragons, Paramore, Clean Bandit

Favourite solo artists: There are far too many; Troye Sivan, Dami Im, Halsey, Ed Sheeran, Lindsey Stirling, Kelly Clarkson, Melanie Martinez,  Måns Zelmerlöw, Sia, Madilyn Bailey,..... 

Song stuck in my head: PIZZA, PASTA, PUT IT IN A BOX

Last movie I watched: I don’t remember... I think it might’ve been ‘Mrs Doubtfire’, it was on tv the other day

Last TV show I watched: It was either Doctor Who or Mock the Week

What stuff do you post: Whatever I like really, most of it’s Star Trek or a funny post i see. BTS has recently joined that mix too

When did you blog reach its peak: What? 

Do you have any other blogs: Yeah I have my side blog @communications-officer-namjoon , and i’m an admin on our Fleet’s blog @themirrorcollective

Do you get asks regularly: Not really, I like it when people do send them though 

Why did you choose your URL: 've gone through several variations of -on-the-uss-enterprise because i love Star Trek and i usually incorporate something else i enjoy, like right now BTS is a band i really enjoy hence the URL. 

Following: 732

Posts: 108,671

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor (that’s where Pottermore put me, I don’t actually mind being in any house) 

Pokemon team: Valor? (i’ve never played Pokemon Go, i just remember Moltres was my favourite Pokemon card when i was a child) 

Lucky numbers: 13

What are you wearing right now: Grey t-shirt with the Starfleet insignia with the colours of the Ace flag, and blue jeans

Dream job: I don’t have a clue, a corpse? 

I tag @readysteadytrek @introvertedverses @bluembenga @parkjiminhyung @wolfi-sama @laerdalfs @luminousfinn @petimetrek @mockingbirdsquake if yous want to do it I also tag anyone who sees this and wants to do it

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Omg I can't link anything cuz im in class🙊but chillin like a villain from descendants💫😏

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

Send me song recs

[defiantgalaxy]

Tuvok and the doctor💫👍🏻

Tuvok: Have you ever made an unlikely friend?

((ooh sorry, long answer)) there was once this girl who i always saw at school while on exchange in this small scottish town. and we never spoke at all, because she was the year below me, but one day she heard me talking to someone else and was like “omg you’re aussie? me too!!”. so then we went and got icecream every week at the local place and talked about home! it was so nice, i never expected to find another australian haha

The Doctor: If you had to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be?

this is probably really boring, but i reckon i’d pick the name kathryn, because it was my mum’s name. either that or guinevere (the nickname gwen is so nice idk i just love it) <3

send me star trek character asks ✨

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

@bluembenga replied to your post: @bluembenga replied to your post: ...

I saw a blog once where the owner was 22 and had “25+ do not interact” ��

shit yea u gotta stop dem adults. anyone over 25 might know how to do their taxes. they embrace toxic tax culture and might force you to buy a suv and greet your neighbours with casserole

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

@bluembenga replied to your post: my new kink is people who are like sixteen and “do...

mfw someone calls themselves a fandom mom and theyre like. 17

a Mood tbh. "i'll take care of all my precious little babies uwu" (*is 16 and 3.4 months uwu*)