Heyyyy... guess who's back, after writing 2 things, then leaving. I'm legit just gonna do a little thingy so
Here's what I think the reactions of DC men would be to you guys arguing/doing nothing then you saying something overly freaked out.
Clark Kent- He has missed 5 of your dinner dates, he almost misses tonight's.
"I can't just leave those people to die! I have to go."Clark says, his tone agitated.
"Clark, you've said that 15 times already, call the Justice whatever the fuck. Just sit down and eat dinner." You say, exasperated.
"Language!"
"God dammit Clark", you shove him into the seat. "Pull your pants down and whip it out. You're pissing me off"
"Langu- What."
Clark stares at you, baffled.
He made a phone call to Guy and told the team to take care of it. He just stares at you for the next hour while you eat.
Dick-You were on your period and in pain, and he started ragebaiting you.
It was quiet, warm, and peaceful. You were on your back, phone in hand. Dick was positioned the same way, your legs tangled together. A tiktok mukbang came up on his phone, so you leaned up to watch it.
"baby I'm hungry.", you say.
Dick opens doordash, "okay what do ya want, hun- oh all of the stores are closed"
"what? no they aren't, look on mine", you show him your screen.
"Yeah no, there closed baby, sorry", he grins
"Dont piss me off, order me food."
"yeah, I can't do that if the stores aren't open." he says with a sigh.
you grab his phone, "DUDE they are literally open what are you on about"
"nuh uh"
"yes"
"nuh uh"
"RICHARD GRAYSON. A soldier isn't afraid to get blood on his sword. Don't play with me right now. Or I will test that theory."
"EXCUSE ME??"
he's baffled, he orders you food.
Jason- Yall are legit chilling.
You both are sitting on the couch, you switching from playing on your phone to reading on your Kindle.
Jason is reading.
You hit a part of the story where your mind gets jumbled so you put down the Kindle, Stare at Jason for a bit.
You sigh Heavily. "Baby?"
He looks up, "yep?"
"Alright, pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks, and bend over the couch." You say with a straight face.
"YO what the fuck!" His Gotham accent comes out. "Are you ON right now?" he laughs.
"I'm bored."
"So you decide to Harrass me?"
"uh yeah, duh"
"Girl, don't even."
Ok, im done. I'm a firm believer that jasons gothamite accent comes out when he's surprised.
