Ok I seriously did not expect the sheer avalanche of Bagginshield in that movie. Just wow, it's canon. So canon.
"He was my... he was my...!"
Bilbo-chan you're in the world's bloodiest, saddest, shoujo manga because you seriously cannot spit it out.
The adorably awkward endless mutual smiling in the acorn scene killed me. I had to hide behind my giant soda. Also, if temporary exposure to acorns and Bilbo smiling sappily seemed to knock the madness off a bit why the devil didn't they just duct tape acorns all over Thorin and/or bodily snatch him up and lock him in a broom closet with Bilbo.
JFC, Company. You'd think traveling with him for months and smelling his fur coat get even funkier as time went on would rub the royal glamour right off Thorin. He needed an Intervention something fierce. Frankly I kept expecting Dwalin to punch the crown right off his head in that one scene. Someone just needed to call him a right git and tackle him away from the treasure.
In conclusion: bless you "Fix-It" tag, bless you "Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies" tag, I am coming for you both.










