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Shawn: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Cory: you’re my award, Shawn

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Eric: you deserve an award for putting up with me

Jack: hell yeah I do. You’re a real bitch sometimes

cory, nervously: topanga… i’m bisexual

topanga, sighing in relief: oh thank god, i was so afraid that you didn’t know

shawn: rest in peace, dad. i know you’re looking up at us right now

jack: …up?

shawn: yeah, he used to beat me a little too often

Shawn: *wearing a cool outfit*

Cory: man, I wish I could pull that off

Shawn: go ahead

Cory: What?

Shawn, sweating: what

Jack: wait, did you just flirt with me?

Eric: have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing

Eric: hey, Shawn, I dare you to—

Cory: He isn’t allowed to accept dares

Shawn: apparently, I have “no regards for my personal safety”

Cory: Let’s do something scary!

Shawn: we could all go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

Jack: has anyone at any point in your life ever told you that they love you?

Shawn: does family count?

Jack: yes

Shawn: then no

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