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Apologies, some miscreants got a hold of our social media accounts and released a definitely not real episode of BOATCOASTER. You can hear our response now in a definitely real new episode of BOATCOASTER.
Petroleum. Weapons. Leisure. Who will be the deep pocketed corporate sponsor of BOATCOASTER? It’s either these guys, or Doritos. Listen to episode 4 now, although we recommend listening to the other ones first, and then listening to episode 4, because that’s the natural order of things, enthusiasts.
Great news! Our machinist Gary made another discovery in the lower caverns. Or did he? We'll take his word. We'll also reveal which BOATCOASTER ride attendant is single, and the reasons why you should or shouldn't date a theme park employee. Plus, we reveal the finalists for the lucrative corporate sponsorship of BOATCOASTER! One will seem like an obvious no-go. But our nonchalant attitude toward business ethics will be clear as day. A great day! At Ridescountry Universe. Of America!
It’s all happening, enthusiasts. Listen to episode 3 of BOATCOASTER on iTunes.
So much has happened since we last spoke, enthusiasts. The 3rd episode, entitled "Infinitely Stretching Vastness," will be available Friday on iTunes.
What’s the best time of year to visit Ridecountry Universe? Best listen to episode 2 of BOATCOASTER, whipper snappers.
Helpful, sensible precautions for BOATCOASTER riders. Episode 2 of the promotional podcast is here. Listen, learn and give light.
Planning your visit to Ridecountry Universe. Lessening your risk of injury and/or death during your visit. The best time to visit our theme park. More on the BOATCOASTER boarding requirements, its all-healing water, and our indescribably shaped mascot.
Sit back, relax and brace yourself. It's new BOATCOASTER day. Subscribe & listen now on iTunes.
Our hearts are soaring on wings of our area's native vultures, as episode 2 of BOATCOASTER debuts tomorrow! Episode 1 is above. Listen, or embrace your unavoidable fate.